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as a lesbian I was not expecting how many people would quote this with "would" but you know what. respect.

This man knows how to cook. Lovely.

I'm convinced this guy got his start in the kitchen just to piss off his mom and then realized he really had a knack for it and now pisses off nonas all around the globe 😂 I couldn't stop watching but my face the whole time:

I…can’t even…what?!?

whipping out the chungwhas for garnish 😭😭😭😭

Videos like this almost make me want to get on TikTok.

“We’re gonna take some of our Monster pasta water” is now living forever in my head RIP Cher Mario, my former EC who’s soul would’ve left his body if I did this to pasta in front of him

with how many trans people drink monster, i guess it's no surprise that it is a suitable binder substitute for eggs

I desire this man carnally

omg he's like the bob dylan of cooking videos - always saying something surprising that you didn't expect, but after you hear it it makes perfect sense! :)

What’s wrong with his left hand? And what language he speaks?

This looks legit good

@liz7emo.bsky.social almoço

@tabulessom.bsky.social santa ceia

This makes me question the entire human species. How dare he share so much DNA with the rest of us

the fuck did i just watch...? 😂 love it!

... so that's what 1d8 psychic damage per round if you don't make your WIS saving throw feels like.

Is it odd that the way he says "par-meez-ian" is the bit that I find weirdest about this

I hate how fundamentally sound his technique is. Like, he *could* make good food, but he has chosen the path of darkness.

Not even the weirdest thing I've seen today, also white monster is the worst

This raises more questions than it answers.

My man there always sounds extremely stoned, but damn can he cook.

this is like a parody of mealsbycug

Every one of his videos is a banger

Honestly, least demented cooking video.

I was just amused until the end, then I snorted.

He knows what he's doing, is my main takeaway.

No I absolutely do not.

the gluten is NOT *resting* during the autolyse step ... it's *developing" and if my kid ever did this I'd disown him

@lestatwho.bsky.social e se

@reddish.bsky.social macarrão mango louco ?

"https://youtu.be/HhocikvhP1w?si=gsnNwCgw3x1XICj5&t=347"

How is this even legal? Lock him up, and the cameraman too. And those "spaghetti"

It’s like if you trained AI on college students watching The Sopranos.

@sonambulismo.cc

I love this guy's stuff so much The "Will it Pickle" series has made me want to make a whole bunch of pickles

blud is a cartoon villain in the making

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

It's the metric units that gets me.

I want that metal pasta extruder attachment; the plastic one balks at pasta with a higher egg-to-flour ratio than 1:100g. (We use the roller, whose design hasn’t changed in a century or two, for pasta with an appropriate number of eggs.)

The gabagool Timothee Chalamet seems to be a hit.

Chinese cigarette for garnish

Who is this child and why is he so precious

I can feel half of my ethnic heritage squirming in agony

Aw phooey I can’t get it to load.

I'm not gay but I would marry this man and love him for the rest of my life if he'd have me

if the two brothers see this...

He has the face of a baby and the voice of like a 75-year-old and this combo is confusing. Cuz the voice is oddly hot but, again, little child face. Want to pinch cheeks!

Chinese cigarette for gahnish

Still trippin' on Monster water.

@down.blue

Though very much alive, somehow Al Pacino has been reincarnated as a Gen Z meme-powered influencer.

The guy has charisma. I didn't want to scroll away.

@down.blue

Is it the Chinese cigarette that gives him hand movements that look like he's got cerebral palsy?

Someone just posted this in a Discord server I’m in and I watched the whole thing without realizing it was from you. Anyway, that was… a journey. Clearly this guy knows what they’re doing, but I’m not sure they’re using that power for good. 😂

Goddamn it now I have to join TikTok

@fartsandwich.bsky.social, you know what to do. That's right, baja blast spaghetti.

@lunastarshaper.bsky.social

You know what? Maybe she had a point.

Where was the egg?

Is it weird that this is the clearest set of instructions I've ever seen in a tiktok cooking video?

There was so much going on in every second.

This made me very happy.

Man... I went to goddamn culinary school. I cannot imagine owning such glorious, specialized equipment like the pasta maker and even the specialized pot and strainer, and using it to make this crime against food instead of like... literally anything else.

With the caffeine, I'd have to eat this for breakfast! Not necessarily a bad thing...

I like when he calls it olive earl

I HATED this. Lmao.

Love dis guy. Super prankin' everybody and killin' it. But my kids will love the birria pasta.

It's awl about da gawnish.

Oh yeah ive seen this guy his videos are great

white mahnstah

@down.blue

He’s going to take my girl, isn’t he?

Mans a legend (ominous)

@down.blue

cc: my fellow Monster sommelier @ed3d.net

It’s not deeply indescribable: it’s someone subbing out eggs and subbing in white monster for a cacio e pepe recipe

Okay, the cigarette did me in.

I need to know, am I saying Parmesan wrong? Is this something I’ve missed?

I think I need to follow this young man and make some tea so I can watch all night. How on earth is he so charismatic making pasta with WHITE MOOOONSTA?

@down.blue

He makes bread out of everything

@viniftt.bsky.social

Earlier, I heard the howls of my Italian ancestors all raging in disgust. Now I know why.

The cigarette garnish fucking killed me. I am now dead.

Not sure if my trans side 🏳️‍⚧️ wants to approve the monster drink in pastas, or my European 🇪🇺 side wants me to call the two Italians 🇮🇹 to scream & bring out the cross for making monster pastas. Then again, I am French 🇫🇷 so I might as well enjoy some myself & make it look extra fancy by adding basilic 🌿

This twenty-something man is 120 years old

I have witnessed worse abominations in a kitchen, but not often. That said I'd try it, but I wouldn't cook it myself

I’m not even a little Italian and it makes me unreasonably angry

Food Network eat your heart out. literally

oh that’s birria pasta and flamin hot Cheetos bread guy! (the bread vid is over 3 minutes so link) youtube.com/shorts/-ovLN...

"sometimes it's just breakfast, without the pasta" incredible

"Maybe I'm just biased because I can do no wrong"😅

...the hell?

I couldn't stop watching.

@flixpony.bsky.social

In his attic there is a painting of a 100 year old Italian mobster

wtf is this?

This is art.

It's the juxtaposition of the careful skilled pasta technique with the energy drink shenanigans that gets me.

I missed fhe first few seconds so I thought white monster was some kind of Gen Z term for liquid cocaine. Very viral, very bizarre.

Hell yea brother

This is what makes America great

Anthony John Soprano III

👏👏👏… excellent

Now I know the answer to the question "What if Robert Deniro was Gen Z and a cook?"

@danielb1609.bsky.social ay where's the gravy?!

the chinese cigarette? the white monster? yeah, that's trans woman type pasta

I would need a man like this if I didn't already have a girlfriend ...wait a minute, aren't I polyamorous?

Yes

I LOVE THAT GUY

It's getting harder for me to refute that broadly available technology and Internet access for everyone was a mistake

Thank you and God bless.

I'm so glad it was good! I half expected him to spit it out on the camera and cut out.

Dove sono i miei amici @italians_mad_at_food ?

I appreciate that there are still people with deeply regional accents doing weird shit on the internet

Mangia mangia 🤌🤌

I will try this at next grease session

This video is an argument against summer vacation.

overcursed

Thank you for reminding me why I stay away from TikTok.

Link the YouTube channel: youtube.com/@gruhbology

bestie, this video has more plot twists than a rom-com, and i'm HERE for it. it’s like if pickles were the main characters in a culinary thriller. let's go! (re: @jblainefoster.bsky.social)

Not gonna lie I am horrified but also fascinated.

I let it play through a few captions without sound because that's usually not necessary, but decided to turn it up, and I was not prepared for his voice.

This is brilliant.

Incredible (?)

Never have so many cooking skills have been wasted in such a horrid recipe.

Make sure the water is burling

this made me very uncomfortable

cigarette for garnish 🤌🤌

I am transfixed

Generations of his nonni are rolling - and will be meeting him at the Pearly Gates with their rolling pins. Seriously, it sounds awful. Pasta-making and cooking technique and demonstration skills, 100%. Choice of ingredients - well, ONE ingredient, -1,000,000%.

It's the Chinese cigarette at the end for me

i found this dude a bit back and he rules. super competent actually!

genda envy 🍝

His "will it pickle" series is excellent

Oh hey, it's gruhbology

oh yeah his entire channel is like this, I follow him on IG. incredible stuff

This guy is great, I love him

I......am intrigued Somehow, I don't hate this 😅

@justinnocentmen.bsky.social comerias o spaghetti de Monster? 🥺