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Please feel sorry for the 2 lovely cotton jumpers I purchased in the Spring. Apart from the one that had 2 nights out in Malaga in April they have not been touched. They are the real victims of the heatwave. #Jumpers

Dear Clever People, Can we have a language learning thingy that I don’t have to type shit into. Just saying stuff? Lots of love, A Dyslexic.

Actually that would be awesome.

So it's Ning Nang Nong, The Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning, The trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang, The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong, Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo. On the Nong Ning Nang All the mice go Clang! And you just can't catch 'em when they do!

Is he saying “boff”

With great power comes great responsibility.

Having the time to read is a privilege.

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It is more intelligent than him. But most sentient life forms are. I don’t see him bigging up amoeba.

He is using the same name, it will hardly take Sherlock to spot!

I have it in my Reasonable Adjustments Passport that instructions need to be written down.

Documents produced without any thought to accessibility need putting in the bin.

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Hello moody random.

When I first heard Wishing Well by Terence Trent D’Arby I thought it was Bill Oddie singing. #RIP you cantankerous old bugger

I note the headline says she lives on 26k not that she earns 26k

Have any of these people actually tried claiming benefits? That includes carers allowance, disability, attendance etc which are so ridiculously complicated there are thousands not claiming or missing out on entitlement.