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i hate conspiracy theorists talking about "pyramids in antarctica" thats my ice base stop telling everyone!!!!

Sometimes you gotta unga and bunga.

MY BOY.

What bullshit.

QUEEN.

She's beautiful.

That face is priceless.

Sometimes we get up at like 1 o'clock it's a rough world out there.

You're Under Arrest reboot.

They killed AJ and Rarity

Oh mah gawd.

Integrity thy name is Al.

Oh god.

"if you keep crushing watermelons with your thighs, you will keep breaking things"

[Odysseus confronts Penelope's suitors] WHATS UP DICKWIPES

Happy for this guy.

This seems like a good place to leave this for… reasons.

Once again, may I remind you of the fate of Marcus Crassus at the hands of the Persians? He was an unscrupulous real-estate tycoon who stormed Roman politics, and insisted on leading an army to Persia in pursuit of glory. He was defeated, captured, and executed-some say by choking on molten gold.