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i'll dox him publicly for $2000

ha ha ha ha! you'll never stop my newest plan, Sonic. I had Sage sell all your personal data! now your inbox will be full of spam...forever!!!

so sick of being called a villain when corporations have decided a chicken sandwich should cost $2 or more

for the past month i've been buying haunted dolls and having them shipped to tails house

why cant i follow my own account. i want to make sure to keep up with all my cool things i say

okay i'll reveal the truth. coconuts is just snively after i threw him in the robot machine.

im going to gaslight all the stupid animals into thinking they're not the colors they are because they're animals and don't have the same understanding of the color spectrum

maybe but he doesn't gotta dress like one

sonic should've have given up his SOAPs. bro gave up his drip. now you just look like a corporate mascot. sellout.

i am The egg

im not one to do callout posts but i just thought you should all see this. idk im pretty disappointed. always thought he was a hero. check the evidence and make your own decisions though :/

im such a good ally. i deserve a breakfast burrito

im seeing that the only friction between myself and the trans community is that i want to blow sonic the fuck up and some of them still seem cool with him. i don't want to look transphobic so i will compromise. instead of "blowing him the fuck up" I will "blow him the hell up"

if i said you had a beautiful body would you let me roboticize you,

got strong bones. strong brain. big strong boy.

i can survive blunt force trauma and explosions becaus i drink my milk

i don't block, im not afraid of discourse because i already know im way smarter than everyone else

im going to get the hose

fuck em

i think one thing we can all take away from the state of our world now is that it'd be cool if it was ruled by me