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Kool-Aid Man bursting through wall: where's the goddamn amontillado, Montresor

is that the november rain church

alright lads you know what to do *thousands of dwarves start shoveling coal into the furnace at bsky hq as i sit on top of it typing 'are pop rocks cheese' into its terminal*

It’s really important you see this picture this morning.

Which end does the plane poop out of?

I heard Mitch McConnell was at the same screening carrying the May 17 edition of the Lexington herald leader

Just got out of a preview screening for Spider-Man Brand New Day and I can’t believe Sadie Sink plays Paul. Didn’t expect the movie to end with her marrying Zendaya while Peter Parker cries alone in his apartment with no pants on

“Daddy I have a boogie” The boogie:

You’re not ready for this

No

You know microwaveben? The flavior?

they welcomed it in as a curiosity and it destroyed them

[me throwing old oranges into the woods] IM COMPOSTING!

I like to think that the Alice In Chains prompt is a bit like a comet, it's been off out in the Oort Cloud of Resist Libs and now it's making its scheduled appearance in our bit of Bluesky

Some of these SDCC movie announcements were really unexpected.

The comic was so good I worry it set an impossible bar

being a christopher nolan stan is so sick, i get to say “everybody doubted him they said he’s washed they said he’s chopped” whenever he makes a new film even tho he’s like the biggest director of the millennium. its like cheering for passive income. this must be what it’s like to be a dodgers fan

I’m sorry, that’s unfair. Debate whether calling for the execution of journalists should be encouraged and promoted?

Debate whether journalists should be executed?

I love how my youngest can be like “daddy can you take this boogie” in the sweetest voice and then wipe something that looks like she pulled half of it off her brain on a paper towel