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Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

i think im bout ready to see the boys put the pads on

all because i saw a sale on a self cleaning litter box nobody needs and thought “heck id be throwing money away if i DIDNT get it

i just had to make a password for luna’s new litter box. the litter box wants to know where i am at all times. the litter box wants its permission to do whatever with my personal information

the official humiliation ritual of the 2020s is installing an app for some useless household crap you didn’t need to buy

…..it occurs to me now that i like a non-obtrusive hunger mechanic for the same reason i like having a cat

tbh this is the exact series of thoughts i have whenever my cat is bugging me for food

awwww the little guy ate and now he’s full and he’s smiling :)

bc i’m manipulating a little guy with my thumbs and the little guy is hungry. now the little guy is sleepy. i’m taking care of the little guy

one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people

sean mcdermott gets fired and dane jackson and levi wallace immediately hang up the cleats. league’s passed em by. cold world

dane draggin himself out of the grave for one last scare last year will haunt me forever

go the hell off!

bacon and cheese are both smoke merchants there i said it

probably the only reason i like hershey's is because i grew up on it and am inoculated to this flavor being in my chocolate. i can detect it if i try really hard but it doesn't make me want to vomit like a ton of cheese does

of course i really enjoy many kinds of cheese. but i do not understand why anybody wants to pay extra for stuff that tastes worse. i understand you can acquire a taste for "good cheese" but that's a kind of caucasity i do not relate to, personally

i am not sneering or being sarcastic when i say this: i am glad you enjoy your artisanal spoiled milks but i have never and will never understand the appeal

do i like many kinds of cheese? yes. i never want to eat a piece of cheese on a cracker tho. i never want to eat a cheese that's super fuckin sharp. at a certain level of sharpness cheese just tastes like vomit to me

starting new discourse: cheese is the most overrated foodstuff in the culinary universe

I just call them pants