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— Mamá, por si acaso voy a salir con unas chicas del gimnasio a caminar en el monte — AHHHH, sí vi!! estaban promocionando esa actividad para viejitos!!!

dios mío amo a las costeñas.

Woke up at 6AM on a Saturday because I want to go and hike in the woods. Don't you ever turn 35.

It's happening and I don't have faith in it.

a friend of mine told me the other day i overintelectualize sex so now im reading what the researchers have said about that in the last decade or so and the connection between bodies and feelings

I really like the word "twat" Sadly, you need to be ontologically evil to use it properly :(

I'm in this weird hair stage where I do want to have butt length hair AND a pixie at the same time.

The other day I sent Samia a whole ass paragraph saying how much I loved her and was thankful that she was my friend and her reply was just like "are you ovulating?" Anyways I just cried because I saw a video of a dog comforting a kid so perhaps maybe my period is indeed coming.

I wouldn't be in a poly relationship not because I'm a prude but because I'm way too lazy for that. Does that make sense?

Being in your mid 30s is also getting the sudden urge to learn how to make your own pottery.

I've been thinking way too hard on what is by all intents and purposes a meme but I was wondering what a 10 is on my books. And I think Megan Thee Stallion, Villano Antillano, Zara Larsson and Dua Lipa are the most beautiful women my mind could think of.

this is silly but the "women are getting too tall" comment did get me ngl

Ecuador has really strict gender norms and I was reminded of that as soon as I came back. Having spent a year here, I now found myself explaining certain social interactions as "well yeah, men are like that" or "yeah of course women are like that". I feel that's a slippery slope to bioessentialism.

Wait, what

yo hoy

I lived in Chile during El Estallido so I have a bunch of photos with different illustrations by protesters depicting al Negrito Matapacos.

Googling the link between psoriasis and psychoanalysis in the middle of my work day because I might not be an astrological girly but something so much worse: a slave of outdated and impractical mysticism.

tmi but after months of going to the gym I finally have a little bit of an ass after a whole life of being flat as you can be. yes, this is gym propaganda.

yo en Pathfinder mientras todos los demás trabajan.