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all of the sudden I heard mimimimi shooshooshoo sounds and you were asleep while I was saving all the babies

I also found it hilarious that most of them pointed out that most of my friends are neurodivergent in some shape or form and somehow I'm the only one that's neurotypical in all my friends groups. It's like I'm the diversity quota but for people that are in deep denial.

I was raised catholic how did you know?

(you should read the one where a lady is in love with airplanes)

Individuals comment on my normal personality!

Before coping the autocorrect decided it would be funny to write coming Typos are gonna be the end of me I swear to god.

Am I coping actually and just lost a client?

I once saw a Pakistani girl saying her dark circles could be technically used as eye makeup and it just occurred to me I could do the same and pretend I'm a femme fatale with smokey eyes instead of someone that hasn't had a decent sleep in ages.

Once a young guy asked me to tell him all of Gustavo Certis' albums after I told him I really liked him. Because this is like a well known meme on the internet I laughed really really loudly since I thought he was joking. It turns out he wasn't and he got angry at me lol.

Nunca me voy a bajar de esta nube por si acaso. Mamdani presidente constitucional de la república olvidada del Ecuador.

Sí a todo excepto el segundo into the spiderverse en la categoría B :(

mi presidente

dating people in Ecuador does make me feel like I was raised with wonder woman sometimes my family is 90% female and ecuador does have some part of the amazon so that description is more accurate than I would want to admit

maybe im not neurodivergent, im just annoying af

hmm im not sure but people going to the parks to sunbath reminded me of iguanas, ngl

so because swedish is not a language that i can speak fluently, i dont hear any accents whatsoever but people from stockholm do sound like little birds to my ears lmao

why are we like this :(

Lasso? Noboa? What are you talking about, you silly little thing. Wake up once and for all and let's go and listen to president mamdani boycott capitalism today.

ay :( pensé que sonaba como yo (soy costeña pero en Ecuador)

Creo que tengo full miedo porque es la primera vez en dos años que trato de hacer algo Gracias 🥺