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HELL yeah. Been playing Geoguessr every day for 3-4 months now. This is the best score I've ever gotten in a daily challenge and the closest I've come to a platinum medal. #Geoguessr

That's just a Nevron from Expedition 33, you can't fool me

Facebook is serving me the weirdest stupid right-wing slop completely unasked for. Rent control is not a violation of the 8th commandment, you absolute dumbass!

My accountant: How do you see yourself spending retirement? Me:

L: The Definitive Beloved Millennial Cinderella adaptation R: The Definitive Beloved Millennial Cinderella adaptation, White Edition

The opening number to Disney’s Beauty & the Beast is about a French village coming together to make fun of the autistic girl.

If he is indeed still alive, I hope Mitch reads every single thing we've said about him.

Damn, Esquire coming in with the Monty Python obit

Just at a loss for words at all of this. What the fuck???

When my very Mormon family visits the morning after smoking a ton of weed in the basement:

It’s about goddamn time

I had a magnificent Father’s Day. And tomorrow my boy turns 2 years old. Life is great.