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By the terms of his lease, he's not allowed to even talk about relocation for four more years or the city can sue him. Anyway, same clown just put his wife and kids' names on the Stanley Cup and skipped the equipment manager to do it www.fieldofschemes.com/2026/07/22/2...

They got rid of the outfield crotch bumps and everything went straight to hell

Dude correctly drew eyebrows and claws on a wildcat but the UK social media team can't spell "masterpiece"

Always a fun walk back to the train station amidst the Onslaught of the Yoots

Only another three hours of taxiing and you'll be wheels up

the 22 year old Chase teller starts reaching for the panic alarm button

Every year I follow the same route for a vacation with my entire family, and every year Google Maps thinks I would save time turning left by taking a frontage road and making the left from a stop sign across eight lanes, possibly while screaming BANZAI, than driving an eighth of a mile to the light

Surely he can come out for just one number?

AI is the asbestos we're shoveling into the walls of our civilization and our descendants will be digging it out for generations: pluralistic.net/2026/04/08/p... 36/

Richmond AFC is no match for Family Law LLP

"Can you tell us what that word means, Senator?"

Score it E7 (QWOP)

Maybe the little kid who walked out with him from the tunnel could have done it

I wasn't expecting it all to transcend the (gestures broadly) but damned if it didn't do so. Watching the world discover the United States, specifically the big city parts of it that unnecessarily frighten too many of our own citizens, was a real treat

My favorite review of Downton Abbey was "your enjoyment of this show will be commensurate with how much of your life was spent riding horses vs. cleaning up the shit"

Bring back earmarks! Right now a Republican rural congressperson has no incentive to cooperate with an urban Democrat and vice versa. They're beholden to the party not getting someone wackier and more pliant to primary them and not improving the lives of the voters who elect them

I have a joke about Tantalus. It's, like, right there.