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This is astonishing. Incompetence or arrogance (or both).

Someone that whiny (not his vocal cords/anything biologically-based, it's his impeccably whiny weak cadence & vocal fry) shouldn't be taken seriously "...didn't think any of the racist sexist rape-apologist stuff would keep people from voting for him" *shrug* Reducing SA to "pobody's nerfect" is🤮

that man's body was trying so hard to make him stfu. bless his squeaky strangled voice

The way he threw the consultancy company that investigated under the bus. How difficult would it be to do a reddit search for comments and replies? It's five minutes––they couldn't do that? Of course, they knew everything about him already. None of it mattered to them.

the odds seem high here that the vetting was awarded through a no-bid process to a friends company and what’s up with ‘vat-grown candidates’? what’s next? reptilians?

He comes off like Temu Nathan Fielder doing a long bit 🥴

Kinda sounds like he's saying he has seen people get away with muuuuuuch worse and still be elected. The bar is hell and people that don't mind are the problem... With all his issues would you let him date your daughter...but you want him to govern the lives of women 🤦. 🙏🪨🔥🌋🌍💥

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Really bad luck to have puberty hit right when you’re being asked about your poor career decisions.

I think Daniel Moraff might not be a good judge of character when it comes to candidates.

Sick fuckers.

Why does his voice start feeling weaker and more frail when he starts talking about how nobody wants a perfect candidate who's never raped anyone or said racist shit online...?

What is wrong with his voice??

dems continually going "oops butterfingers" as republicans steamroll our republic, people of color, trans folks, protesters

Aside from anything else, the uptalk and vocal fry make me want to rip my ears out of my head.

I’m pretty sure people weren’t asking for a Nazi rapist.

Did they use AI to vet him??

Triggered af bc I know hella political science majors from college who look and sound exactly like this. They think they’re brilliant when really they’re intellectually and emotionally shallow

May Mr. Moraff never work in politics again

The ‘Mad Scientist’ Behind Graham Platner’s Scandal-Plagued Rise Dan Moraff rushed vetting of the Maine Senate candidate. He says he’s trying to blow up the way Democrats run campaigns. www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

How they were doing the Graham Platner background checks

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Dans odd claim abt a 'vat' person reveals a lot. It's 1 thing to grasp no human will be perfect- it's quite another for him to say say it's ok to back a candidate w/ a N*zi tattoo, says sexually assaulted women need to take some responsibility for it, & other vile comments.

It rather reads like "working class' but it's fine if there's a little pervy abuse in there, too. Perhaps I'm misreading him (I don't think I am) We have to get past the 'look the other way' mindset this smirking twit is suggesting.

Listen up, people: the thesis they went on is simple. You’re either grown in a vat, or you’re a narcissistic rapist. There was no other option

New variant of "young RFK Jr. voice" just dropped

What the fuck is wrong with his voice? He sounds like rfk

"None of this should stop him" is he serious?

The absolute fecklessness of this person is infuriating.

Why the fuck is he smiling like that

Is this guy high??

as he spirals his vocal fry dial gets cranked higher and higher

OMG I can't even with this guy

I know one should not judge someone by their physical appearance or voice, but this guy's smug appearance and voice says "do not trust me. I am lying and have never faced consequences, ever."

So what this guy is saying is that it's impossible to have a candidate that isnt a nazi rapist, unless you grow one in a vat? Oh, okay.

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time”

Man WOW

what's this guy's deal with "vat-grown" is it the new "smoothgroin" for these bros? Basically just the NPC meme with a dash of reptilian meme?

Dude looks and sounds like he’s realizing that he’ll be haunted forever by the fact that he didn’t dip out at the first whiff of trouble

That dude ends every sentence with a question mark. A high wavery one.

That guy has the vibe of a 'Nathan for You' episode that broke containment

We need to check if this guy was grown in a vat, because his cracking voice and avoidance of eye contact tells me he was grown in a vat.

"They want people who are real human beings" says the squeeky door hinge that is also crying

That video explains sooo much about this whole thing. I will never understand it, but, I get it now.

Wow. This is what a voice sounds like when it's terrified and trying not to cry. This man is a child, sitting in the school counselor's office, being asked to explain his behaviour and trying to blame his friends.

That video clip has to be parody There is no way on God’s green earth that is a real interview

Look, it's simple, ok? Candidates are either fake people who've never done anything wrong or they're ex-merc rapists with Nazi tattoos. THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN, PEOPLE!

Entitled fucking clown

Wait, a grown man with vocal fry and uptalk is actually an idiot?!

Damn, puberty is really playing hell with Ray Romano's voice here

how is this real life?

Strong Ross Gellar energy here, Pastor.

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I'll never trust anyone who has this type of permanent shit-eating grin on their face.

Thank you. I will remember Daniel Moraff's name, and notice which campaigns he works on. Also, it would be good for Moraff to name the firm which did the investigating. Kinda like how... You want to know if Typhoid Mary is on the kitchen staff.

What’s with that dude’s voice?

If only people “grown in vats” are capable of living a life where they don’t crimes, why do we have prisons?

Squeaky fucked up.

Is this a joke? WTF! How do these people get into these positions?

the more uncomfortable he got the more he started sounding like rfk jr

The guy raising the pitch of his voice at the end of every sentence like he's asking a question is annoying as hell

Here 👇 is his 2017 DSA article bsky.app/profile/maud...

This guy talks not only like he was "grown in a vat" but that he is still struggling to breathe in that vat

my finely tuned "asshole man" radar is pinging that guy being interviewed is pissed as hell he has to justify his choices. he doesn't think he ought to have to answer questions about it. his body/facial language is screaming. and that's with sound off!

He seems very cavalier about all of this.

"Did the vetting process turn up the tattoo?" FOUR SECOND PAUSE. "No."

Why does he sounds like he is regretting every word he is saying as it comes off his mouth when he clearly doesn't?

Fuck this guy as hard as possible

The ironic part of this is that I don't actually see him as authentic. I see him as an opportunist being told what to say to win. One of the first things I learned about him is how he misrepresented certain things in his background. I've always thought he was "grown in a vat," so to speak.

Man should have hired a team of hormonal pregnant women with Google-fu. Could have saved us a whoooooole lotta time.

We also don't want "real people" who are nazis who have been leading this country off a cliff, my guy

brother at this rate the vat-grown are looking better every day

He's too bad at lying to be lying so openly

What is his voice doing

Omg his fucking voice wtf

Immanently punchable face.

Lis Smith right now:

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lol @mattyglesias.bsky.social writing positively about him another glaring red flag

The ‘Mad Scientist’ Behind Graham Platner’s Scandal-Plagued RiseDan Moraff rushed the vetting of the Maine Senate candidate. He says he’s trying to blow up the way Democrats run campaigns.www.wsj.com

They are so exhausting: Please see my exchange with Marker P_olloy. bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Was THIS GUY saying that the Democratic party wasn't appealing to "macho dudes"?

Dude sounds like if Nathan Fielder got strangled

what if flop sweat and vocal fry shrugging with a nervous grin

The vocal fry is strong with this one 😂

“People grown in vats” led the country off the cliff. Not as clever as he thinks.

His voice and mannerisms are excruciating.

Off topic but: How did this man end up with more vocal fry than a Kardashian

Somebody get this man a lozenge!

If this guy ever gets a gig in politics again, it will be proof positive that mediocre white guys are unbounded by failure.

He needs a new career and so does Morris Katz. Flameouts.

What a hideous valley girl voice he has

Was he struggling to speak his own lies? His voice got worse and worse. Like throat constipation.

Sam Altman feels

My general distrust of toupee wearers continues to pay off.

That little head shake and "no" when he was asked if the vetting turned up the tattoo screams that he absolutely knew about the tattoo. It may not have been in the report, but he knew, just like he almost certainly knew about the most damning of the reddit posts. He didn't think it mattered.

This smug, incompetent, uptalking fuck needs To be shamed allll the way out of politics.

Watching "Trump could get away with it, so we can too" oozing out of his pores like an infected sweat gland.

You know who's grown in vats? Mediocre "working class" white dudes. That campaign manager is a jackass.

This is the first time I've heard the truck driver's gear change in speech instead of music. Maybe he'll achieve a rising Shepard tone in his next interview.

That’s what I sound like when I am actively trying not to cry. Bro knows he fucked up.

Yeah Danny there are a lot of people who weren't "grown in vats" who also aren't sexual predator ex-mercenaries with Nazi tattoos

It's quite telling what the Dems were/are willing to tolerate. Imperialist footsoldier, war crimes, nazi tattoo, rape apology, mercenary for Trump, abusing a Republican woman - all excusable in the name of electoral politics. But assaulting a liberal woman? Now that's a line too far.

What's wrong with his voice?

Guys like this think anyone with a sense of decency was "grown in a vat". They're terrible people, so to them being openly terrible is honest, brave, manly behavior. Meanwhile acting with any amount of propriety or consideration for others is being fake and weak and feminine in their book.

If only being a Nazi had been enough to disqualify him. Mainers prove themselves to be very maga like,

What’s with the whiny, cracking vocal fry? He sounds like a seven-year-old with a face covered in crumbs denying he ate an entire bag of Oreos.

Typical mediocre WM rape-apologist mentality. Yes, ALL WMs.

Lmfaoooo this is bonkers hilarious. SERIOUSLY?!?!

he’s got that ivanka trump vocal fry and it’s awful

Damn this guy is dumb as hell lmao

The American political establishment everyone!

Wow…yikes…okay

If that stuff isn't coming back in your vetting report, what are you even paying that firm for?

Completely tone deaf.

this is a Nathan Fielder bit, right?

Your voice is WILDLY high

It sounds like the lies are attempting to strangle him.

guess? I was? grown in a vat??

the Reality TV background music

The fucking blinders on these men...

The upspeak and vocal fry is killing me

This guy sounds like a snake oil salesman

gRowN In a VYaaattT Yes, voters want candidates that are held accountable for their own actions, you sunscreen eater

This is embarrassing. None of these people accept responsibility for promoting a blackwater merc with a murder boner????

i would simply walk into the woods and never return to civilization if i fucked up on this level