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Ding ding motherfucking ding.

Nothing says "hard news" like hiring a guy who's exclusively written right-wing op-eds for the last 20 years.

The prosecution in the Lindsay Clancy trial has been so beyond triggering, because they're trying to argue, "Look at all the normal mom things she was doing. How could she be struggling mentally?"

Our guest room closet is where I keep my Bath & Body Works candle stash, and my dad loves hanging his clothes and towels in there because it makes them smell like they were bombed by a pumpkin spiced apple coconut snowball.

I've been slogging through this book for a month and can't decide whether to give up or not. I loved the first book in the series, but I'm currently at 37% of the way through the book and nothing has happened.

Interesting timing, given we are in the midst of the largest measles outbreak in 35 years and the largest cyclosporiasis outbreak in US history, both as a direct result of MAHA policy.

My main concern with journalism today is the extent to which they don't speak truth to power, but try to schmooze their way in with powerful people by not telling the truth in the papers so they can publish a best seller with some bombshells that should have been published immediately 2 years later.

What I'm getting from this is that "prominent media figures" are fine hanging out with Nazis, but not fine with anyone who asks why they're fine hanging out with Nazis.

One of the most depressing parts about the discussion flaring up around the decision to close a local middle school unexpectedly 3 weeks before school starts is how many people don't understand the city budget and school district budget are separate and different governing bodies oversee them.

The least favorite part of my job is having to explain to people in excruciating detail how to do simple things. Why would I want to give up doing things myself for having to struggle to find the right way to ask an agent to do that thing for me?

I'm so tired of AI hype.

As a person who likes to look at local home listings every so often, I'm kind of baffled by Austin's housing market right now, because I feel like the prices are up significantly from even a month ago, despite the fact that interest rates are up along with the cost of everything else.

The only thing worse on Reddit than the way men talk about their wives and girlfriends is the way mothers talk about their daughters.

The "Taco Bell diarrhea lettuce" is actually from Taylor Farms, *the largest fresh produce processor in the world*, and you can get it at Burger King, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Wendy's, and IHOP, as well as Walmart, Kroger, Aldi, and Whole Foods. Why are we making this about Taco Bell?

The Venn diagram of "Cloud seeding! Direct energy weapons!" people and "I've never seen climate change" people is a circle. The worst fucking circle.

Context isn't just letting two politicians say different things on your show and pretending both are equally valid.