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Elden Ring Day 52: Traded the controller back and forth with my bro as we fought Ms. Grab and Stab. Between the two of us we got her to phase two exactly once, whereupon she landed on me in a giant explosion and I died.

Reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy and this book is black metal but in book form. I cannot describe it any better than this

i'm happier when i write but i write better when i'm miserable. and only alcohol can make that make sense.

Never ceases to amaze me that I can see a cute girl in a cute outfit and be like "damn I wish i could wear that" and then being like "oh wait. i can!"

My cat to me: If you keep holding me like a baby I cannot commit more crimes >:[

Me at Burger King for the first time in like a decade: Man i wish I could get that thing but with this.... Gal behind the register: You ... you can literally have it your way here. That's our entire thing. So i got me a breakfast muffin with *ham*

we should spell cumquat the dirty way

Elden Ring Day 52: Still fighting Ms. Grabbystab.

Considering an act of self love by thinking, "maybe I am cool enough for a hyena fursona..."

This pour of EH Taylor Barrel Proof smells like the specific apple orchard in my home town that I went to as a kid and found a really cool stick bug at. Goddamn magical oz of whiskey.

My therapist thinks i'm funny :D

Me: Here to pick up my prescription Pharm: We have needles Me: No syringes? Pharm: Uh ... those aren't available until tomorrow THEN WHY DID TEXT SAY I HAD MY PRESCRIPTION IN? WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

Elden Ring Day 51: I killed her then she got back up but with butterfly wings and rot attacks and I dunno if I have this one in me dog

Entering my Old fashioned era where I am just going to go all in on different syrups and bitters and mix them with more and more absurd liquors. First one: Plantation rum, strawberry syrup, fig syrup, ginger bitters

Elden Ring Day 50: I am the blade of kickflipilla because i'm fucking siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick on this skateboard yoooooooooooo! also i died a lot and have not killed her no it won't be for awhile she hard

Finding that most of my transition timeline photos are kind of terrible for one reason or another. I guess I never planned on doing anything with them, but it's hard to want to show a transition timeline when i'm like "oof. was def learning makeup in that one..."

Elden Ring Day 49: Killed that two-headed dragon. Few more bosses left to slaughter and then I'm off to the last thing! Or so I hear.

Why the fuck is there an ASK AI thing in the youtube search now?

Almost done with ACOTAR and trying to remember enough Marx to write the most annoying thinkpiece. Why didn't I pay more attention to my 400 level English courses :[

I got one of them rainbow kilts for #pride because years ago I told myself if I ever transitioned, I'd get one. Gift for me.