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My son said, "that looks kind of cursed" and I have to agree

wait, that's not a photo of a Cabbage Patch doll?

That's a real child?? I thought it was a doll!!!!

This is how boomers describe me when I disagree with their beliefs

This will now become a huge trend. For those who can’t afford the extensions or don’t want to make the commitment, hats with built-in hair will be available at all Spencer’s.

that can't be a real baby

I’m gonna text this to everyone in my contacts with zero explanation

Aww, she's adorable.

Needs a li'l Stanley cup.

That's... horrific. The roaring narcissism of that "mother", who treats their actual living tiny human progeny as a FREAKIN' DOLL, is so evident that I can't find it funny. Sorry, Parker.

This kid is about to complain to the manager that the barista put whole milk in her iced mocha instead of oat milk

What a world. I’m going to snicker all day!

"completely shocked", my Aunt Sally.

She looks like a real baby doll 😳😭

I feel like that baby is about to try some close-up magic and maybe try to neg me into giving it some money.

I’m crying

We need to celebrate actual weirdos of this world more. This baby rules. I'd totally buy her a pack of smokes when she's hanging out in the parking lot by a 7/11 - but odds are she won't need them because she just discovered that she has feet and can put them in her mouth instead.

20% chance this is a tease for a Super Bowl eTrade commercial

I’m still laughing. That baby’s face. Omg

That just made me snot!

HOLYOAK MASS FTWWWW

My baby was bald so we got her this adorable yarn hat that looked like cabbage patch doll hair in two side ponytails Omg it was so cute. Anyway I assume that mom sewed the hair extensions to the hat and the baby is adorable

It just looks so weird to see baby with a long hair.

At first glance funny, but then all I see is this in that baby's future.

Real-life photoshop

She looks like she transports her MLM product in a lifted truck

Is that Kristi Noem as a baby?

Getting ready to speak to the manager.

These American girl dolls are getting creepier and creepier.

Cash me ousside 2.0

this is what all zoomers who don’t work in the trades look like to me

The title of the article is somewhat misleading. It's not a real extension; mom "invented" a hat wig. 🙂 (I knew someone who wore something like this on their "bad hair day.") BTW looks hilarious on cats. Sort of. Don't try it at home if your cat doesn't tolerate clothing.

I knew like five guys in high school who looked exactly like this, it’s uncanny

How do you do, fellow grownups

How is this child going to function like this? 😂😂😂😂😂

My brain can’t accept this picture 😳

Everybody’s gonna kardashian their baby now.

🤦‍♂️

terrifying

Nightmare fuel

That’s kind of creepy

Tears of 🤣

Baby with 22inch extensions

🤣🤣🤣

i imagine the extensions would be taller than the baby

“OMG how long does it take to make a skinny vanilla latte?”

Aww lil baby Katie Holmes

Snoochie Boochies

Lmaooo It’s like Jay (from Jay/Silent Bob) had a daughter

She looks like she's headed to Starbucks

renesmee??

If Kristi Noem and JD Vance had a kid.

I thought it was an American Girl doll!

gonna give Bart Harley Jarvis a run for his money

the “Mother what are you doing with that” look also cracked me up

Isn't that the Twilight baby?

“Exclusive!”

Had a Diet Coke and she's Lisa Barlow from Real Housewives of SLC

This is the look Kristi Noem is going for

Okay, it is.

She's running a Framingham Dunkin like it's the damn navy I know that much

pearl jam tribute bands getting younger every year

I am getting MAJOR Gelfling vibes from that baby.

this is the salon which is hair-larious theplanholyoke.com

The PlanA sustainable beauty company in Holyoke, MAtheplanholyoke.com

Yikes!

Someone pointed out that the baby with the hair extensions kind of gives off the same vibes as the terrifying uncanny valley CGI baby Renesmee from Twilight

Choking and or a strangulation hazard. That mom should read more books about infants and toddlers.

Looks like one of those creepy “reborn” dolls. The eyes don’t look real. Am I missing something?

Carhartt really completes the look

That's that baby from twilight

she just needs to grab her starbucks

It is fucking adorable. Kid looks like a Gelfling from Dark Crystal.

or sadder

looks like a 20-something stoner accidentally turned themselves into a baby

She looks like her boyfriend has a Cozy Coupe with a lift kit.

Creepy and hilarious simultaneously

Cash Me outside, how bout that…

yay, western massachusetts

It’s the Carhartt hat for me

when my friend’s kids are teenagers but i’ve known them since birth, they all look like this to me

Fresh extensions for a fresh person! 😂

😂😂😂

Poor child. Because I see a lack of respect for the child here.

@earational.bsky.social dying

I call bullshit. That's a fucking doll

Stoner skater kid

I thought this was the baby for the twilight movie

i thought it was a doll for a full minute holy shit XD

Holyoke is the best town in the Bestern Massachusetts. Where else can you eat an Irish breakfast, Boricua lunch, Italian dinner, then get drinks at a French-Canadian pub all within 200 feet of where you parked your car?

Yikes.

(Exclusive)

OH M Y GOD I DIDNT SEE THIS HEADLINE ONLY THE PHOTO BEFORE THIS IS MY TOWN I KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS

Love the Carhartt hat! #MeanwhileInMichigan

Why did this instantly make me think of Lisa from Real Housewives of SLC?

She should be walking a tiny dog.

Baby Oliver Tree

🤣 The baby isn't old enough to have hair that long!

What the fuck am I looking at?!?

American g(IRL) doll

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