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Men would literally root for civilization to end rather than be found culpable of sexually assaulting their sister

You have to drive them beyond the city limits and say "go! Get out of here! I never wanted you in the first place!" or they find their way back.

Proto-"Now That's What I Call Music!" was DIY.

Huuuuuh didn't realize this was happening. Marlins were 10 games over .500?? Okay this would suck more.

Yeeeah more free (well, no extra cost) baseball

Trump will announce new tariffs on Spain

Is he allowing a data center to be built in his neighborhood?

Dear Staff: Thank you for your patience as you wait to be made redundant

I bet that "Greatest Headline" weren't so great for Tokyo I'd go "Pete and Gladys," "Surfside 8," "Adventures in Paradise," "Peter Gunn"

It certainly stayed with the Bunkers

If you want to give Trump a golden trinket or trophy, you can now insert it directly into the neckhole

This is their new mascot

100% committed to being *that* guy

He couldn't explain to Belichick why he finds him funny

Feldman is always telling "Corey's Angels" about Library of Congress recommendations until they can't take him anymore.

For a brief moment it was a beautiful dream

I'd go "Smothers Brothers" and "Siskel & Ebert" Late-night Billy Graham slow-jams AIDS and herpes TV Gide movie critic doesn't get out enough

Complacent corporate media

Come back on 07/27/26 and they'll be begging you to take it off their hands.