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Holy shit this is my “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?” moment

Matt got that lesser known but equally dangerous “wattfuck” stone

When a normal person kinematically implodes there’s an extremely short “fuck you, body” window before your brains help I’m dying signal shuts things down Mathieu van der Poel doesn’t have a window, he’s got a barn door.

There’s a motor uncle shot from the side where you can see his pedaling style visibly disintegrate

That standing sprint in the last ~100m did me in Man did a kilo, a prologue, a seated attack, and then a standing sprint like that’s a whole weeks worth of intervals in 10km

*Youth pastor voice* Wanna know who else returned after everyone said he wasn’t coming back?

A mid soul doesn’t buy much on the infernal market these days

Smaller shoes see there’s a benefit cascade

Extraneous toe removal: the marginal gains you need

I’ve been doing intervals all wrong

Credit where it’s due that was perfect

The kind of precision it takes to both not win and also keep another guy a half wheel behind is wild

IF: yes.

I remember the interview with the EF rider (I forget who now) after and dude was like “lmaooooo that was not real life” I think the same dude got sprinted out of his draft a season later “I had the right wheel but not the right watts”

Hakuho Sho in sumo and Edoardo Mangiarotti in fencing could enter the chat

Alpecin Premier Tech is the Shimano bottom bracket assisted suicide program

What a tourist

Koppenburg CX had him falling off his bike at the end. I think E3 too Dude isn't just a wattfuck he can go SO DEEP

Garmin was burned up on reentry