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Is there still time to chime in on #theodyssey or nah? Because I would have liked to see this in the adaptation.

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You want to hurt a millennial? Tell them “Float On” is an oldie.

“Before he was Scrooge he was aaaaaaaaaaaa sperm and an egg inside his parents reproductive organs…?”

If I was in Odysseus’s crew, I would have asked to remain a pig.

Haven’t seen it yet, but love that people are out here complaining about the Odyssey like it’s the first time anyone has ever adapted anything before. Oh really? It doesn’t have every part of the poem in there? Yeah? The actors aren’t speaking in fakey British accents? They cast modern people? Oh?

In a world full of Lindsey Grahams, be a Sam Neill.

Whether causing suffering, excusing suffering or ignoring suffering, Lindsey Graham truly was a member of the Senate.

Me from 9 years ago, today: wow, Lindsey Graham died. Not exactly sure who that is, since he hasn’t had a ton of relevance to my life yet, but I’m sure he had a distinguished career in civil service. Me today, today: I’m gonna take a nice walk in the sunshine! Who wants doughnuts?

I mean. The only playoff game the Nicks lost… Then he calls FIFA to overturn the red card…

He really is looking for every little thing to corrupt. Not that FIFA needed a lot of help in that department but still. It’s like the goal is for you to enjoy nothing.

Glad I decided to stay home and do literally any other thing. Just finished a nice steak dinner and looking forward to an evening of not getting struck by lightning.

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Caveats about not being real Mexican food and all that, but I really do believe that the trashy hard shell ground beef taco, the one with the shredded cheddar cheese and iceberg lettuce, is a perfect food.

This makes me happy.