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This level of hypocrisy is designed in a lab to induce heart attacks FYI

It’s a completely different type of movie!! I don’t know why this person would even think to compare them!! I’m very flummoxed.

“Oppenheimer > Dr Strangelove” I just about died in my chair when I read that.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘POLICIES?’ DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE PILLOW MAN. TRUMP IS MY DADDY. VOTE FOR ME.

The Clippers, of course, with the circumcisions and so on.

Trying to get your hands on some of those sweet London Review of Books clicks, eh Atlantic?

Hey guys! Any kinky war crime fantasies you’ve ever wanted to try out?

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“You chose… wisely.”

This would be an ITYSL line if it weren’t so, you know, violently misogynistic.

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Oh good! How did they plan to ruin Dulles?

She’s from Rochester, three or four stops down I-75 from where I grew up. She went to Seaholm, the next high school over from mine. We don’t talk like this from where we are from. I don’t know where this affect comes from. It’s actually given me an existential crisis. Do I sound like this??!?

Apple pancake ftw - the right choice for the right senate candidate

This is a wax figure???? Is it melting before our eyes????

There’s nothing more courageous than denial!

“This contestant is doing well in my competition - I will now read up on her country of origin and become well versed in its politics and culture.” Sure.

I can’t imagine what Trump grieving looks like. And that’s saying something, because I CAN imagine his face completely covered in bees.

The should at least be a permitting process with a written and an oral exam.