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Might meet my friends at a bar and sobermog their ass

There's a lot of dope versions of this song but this is THE version youtu.be/sEhQTjgoTdU?...

SpainYouTube video by Chick Corea - Topicyoutu.be

Insane moon over Manhattan action right now

Everybody needs a butt to squeeze

Downplay a book or movie: Dwarfs Could Have Started Even Smaller

Just said "what are you smiling at bitch" to a driver who didn't like my using the whole lane for my bike and he lost his mind

Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?

There are so many hot women in NYC that it's upsetting

This aquarium must be INSANE

It's a hot one today

Do publishers often pay millions of dollars for a book BEFORE they read it?

I don't know what she has more of, bongs or vibrators

I think it rained on my bike while I was at work

She put on a propaganda show with her camel toe

Seeing someone eat a bowl of cereal with milk on the subway is crazier than seeing a man masturbating on the subway. Ask me how I know

My daughter's bedroom is always a disaster area but at least she's woke

Oh my god

This is how women always talk to me