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その口は何をするのですか？

why does it come with a piece of cheese

Can't see this and not think about Jazz Emu's little song about it.

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There is a 0% chance someone in the lab has not fucked this thing

Does it?

No guys, bad thoughts!

I used this as inspiration for a fantasy RPG artifact, used in an article about buskers. A sort of hurdy-gurdy with bellows, a cam system, and a rubbery mouth that makes random chanting noises.

Sounds like the first five seconds of a Travis Scott track

Sounds like MAGAs

And what's with the Donald Trump hairstyle?

WTF??

I love this song

Is that Trump?

this is the worst fleshlight ever

Reminds me of Trump.

Random guy: "I have a question about the mouth." Researchers: "NO! NO! NO! A thousand times NO!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT3x... Can also be done using a formant filter. 👍

Electro Harmonix Talking Machine guitar effects pedal demoYouTube video by gearmanndudewww.youtube.com

I am absolutely not pressing play on that video. Noooooooooooooope.

new ring doorbell just dropped

@pftompkins.bsky.social this seems like something for the pretzel gang to watch

I was not ready for the sound, thank you

She got a number?

I can't wait to hear @thekiffness.bsky.social make a song out of THIS ONE!

Sounds a lot like my first grade teacher

that's a fleshlight

What sat mouth do tho

otamatone-soundin ass

This is LEGENDARY!!

I love those. There was an exhibition of an early model about a decade ago and I really started wanting three of them as backup singers.

Don't let me get ahold of it. That mf won't be no good after I get done with it. 🤣🤣🤣

I mean, if you'd never heard of spoken language before, that's pretty much what they all sound like.

Why does it have a hat?

This does not sound human like but you are boosting hard!

Is… is that supposed to be Trump hair?

Da roof. Da roof. Da roof is on fire?

Serious answer, as a guy who actually did study phonology quite a bit, there are so many problems in their approach Where are the teeth? Nothing moves the lips--no pursing? The tongue can only fully block airflow??? What about uvular sounds? It's an abomination even to linguists, is my point

It's already learnt Gaeilge!

youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

mummy voiceYouTube video by kmlkmljklyoutu.be

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

Sounds like most of offset's adlibs

It doesn't look like it even has the mechanism for fricatives at all. Good luck getting it to say a Thorn.

Yet when it speaks, it makes more sense than Trump does.

Nope. We were first.

Surprised to see nobody's responded with this yet youtube.com/shorts/_stYv...

Has A.I. technology grown too powerful?YouTube video by Jazz Emuyoutube.com

Looks and sounds like DJT.

And the giant slab of butter on top does what?

Doesn't sound like it's ready to produce consonants yet.

all i can think of is the kissing simulator from arrested development

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QQ: have you heard a human before?

They’re just blowing air through a fleshlight.

lol

That’s what Sardaukar throat singing would sound like if they cut a Sardaukars dick off and put it into that machine. Oh wait…

And for some reason they gave it trump hair

That's a Muppet

I thought this was a sex toy at first. 🤣

uncanny

No it doesn't.

(published in 2011 btw) spectrum.ieee.org/freaky-robot...

Freaky Robot Mouth Learns to SingThink this robot mouth looks kinda scary? Just wait until you hear it try to singspectrum.ieee.org

I’ll send my address

Buddy,they won't even let me.....

Wasn't this a You Look Nice Today invention @hotdogsladies.bsky.social ?

I hate this so much

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next President of the United States...

Thought this was a sex toy.

So... it was designed to not have the teeth a real mouth has? Look, man - just be honest.

JFC lmao

It’s a Donald Trump sex toy.

Looks like @junlper.beer

@infinitescream.bsky.social AI coming for you too fren

Japanese guys, just ask a woman out on a date already!

Looks and sounds like the American president

was there any reason to make it resemble donald trump

Buddy they won’t even let me stick my dick in there

Why did they put Trump’s hair on it?

Why did they make it look like Trump?

@badge502.bsky.social My friend suggested that you see this and respond xD.

Doesn’t every Children’s Museum have one of these?

I love my Fleshlight, but it barely talks...

That is PROFOUNDLY cursed.

It's weird how happy that research team is. You see them heading to the lab every day, and it's like they just can't *wait* to get in there and do some research! It really must take it out of them, too. The poor guys all seem exhausted when they head home at night.

Maralago mouth.

Now it only needs consonants

This is a defective fleshlight!

my nightmares thank you

Cronenberg wept

Let me sing you the song of my people.

So the Japanese has found a novel use case for a fleshlight?

It looks just like him