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OK, I know it’s the most impractical thing I could do but I have had a very difficult week, yesterday was pure chaos, I feel like death and one of my fave local tattoo artists is gonna be at the Yaoi event today doing flash tattoos so YES I AM PROBABLY GETTING A TINY YAOI TATTOO TODAY

I truly truly cannot handle all of these hot houses. I feel like I’m gonna barf. I blame oncor

Anxiety is such a weird and funny thing. friend: if the maintenance guy sees a single cat hair they’ll kick me out. Me: *shoving my 9th cat into its cubbyhole* there’s a crack in the ceiling, this whole place is coming down l just know it It’s like a butthole, no two are alike.

Re: LRT I have found some of my favorite content and creators thanks to @ironspike.bsky.social so I am psyched to check these guys out and also share them with you. I cannot remember a time she steered me wrong. (Note: I have been disturbed and horrified, yes, but not in a way I did not enjoy)

Last night a guy in the #artfight discord posted a concept of a sushi snail and I couldn’t stop thinking about it until I drew it myself

I’m a little bit upset that the majority of the words invented the year I was born are AIDS-related but this is truly my vibe

This is writing straight out of the Onion. You cannot convince me they didn’t snake this from The Onion’s style guide. (*not an invitation to tell me what I already know, thanks)

A whole set of memories were just unlocked and not all of them are wholesome or correct

Did you know???? Tea place does gift cards. Just saying

Please. Please watch this. With the sound up.

Y’all what if I put together a presentation about how to bottle raise kittens and I gave it at the community center so that more people could learn how to bottle raise kittens??

Y’all. What if the Fresno Nightcrawler is just the pants from David Byrne’s big suit and they got away from him and now they wander the night, making flippy floppy and not worrying about the government????

Well, the good news is that since my new battery is installed and working perfectly, my check engine light has disappeared. Now to get the oil changed.

People who say “wormer” instead of “dewormer.” UNLESS YOU ARE PUTTING THE WORMS INTO YOUR ANIMAL, IT IS CALLED DEWORMING

Because there could not possibly be more less chaos in my life my car died as I was picking up my new glasses so now I have to wait for my dad to get here with my battery. I think I’m gonna go to Sephora and look at drag makeup.

Me: *thinking* I sure could go for some eggs Powerful Chicken Lenore’s mom: you’ll never guess what my chickens were harassing by the porch Me: please tell me it’s eggs My client: think…hairier. *OK Go starts playing* PORCH ORPHAN

I actually got inspired and managed an attack for #artfight before it ended! For Speidurr of her adorable OC CATerpillar, Hea! About Hea: artfight.net/character/19... Art © me, JohnnyFishsticks on AF Hea © Speidurr

Adventures with my shitty apartment complex: Email (yesterday 5 PM): you have to take your trash to the dumpster until further notice, valet trash is no longer a thing right now Me: OK so you’re taking that charge off our rent, right? Apartment complex: …

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