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hey how many flags should i put in my screen name

this baky algorithm makes no goddamn sense. if i post about garfield doing 9/11 i get seven thousand likes and hahas, but if i post about heathcliff being responsible for the 35w bridge collapse it's fuckin crickets in here

i am a real doctor, ama

🎶 mitch mcconnell had a stroke, E-

6900 likes lol i don't get it

see, if you add the word economist to your screen name ppl believe your bullshit lies 😎

i wish there was a way to pause a show or movie without it showing me how many minutes are left in it. just let me get sucked into it dammit, so annoying

when rob zombie performs this song live he runs out of breath and only manages to say every other word

wow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow

i put the pro in procrastination

all of my weeds turned into trees wtf

the average bluesky user that replies to out of context clips is a complete fucking dipshit