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Dr. Reinheitsgebot

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🇩🇪🇨🇿🍻 Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.

There are penises everywhere if you know where to look

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It’s my birthday, so you are legally mandated to bring me beer.

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Fuck you Shambling Mounds, eat my Moonbeam.

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Does anybody want to old ballasts from some fluorescent lamps I just took down? They’re going in the garbage soon if I don’t get somebody who wants to come grab them.

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We river’d

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Guys, I have the squeakiest curds right now.

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Goodbye, Illuminated Brew Works. You were a damn cool place

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The progression of the drum trap on the tub of my bathroom upstairs

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Unfortunately that’s going to be a $10k Sub Zero.

Jon of The North

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

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It is absolutely beautiful outside and you should make yourself a cocktail and go sit and enjoy this

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