When I’m describing a duck’s mouth
Nick (derogatory) ✨I have learned this is a real poster from William Howard Taft’s 1908 presidential campaign.
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Mr. Handsome Boy
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This is how I’d react if Taco Bell ever introduced Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos Locos Tacos
sebmalWARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS
To the tune of Werewolves of London
Bill CorbettI saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.