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Back at work after a week in the Outer Banks. This was Jasmine on day 1, morning 1, walk 1. We're both mentally refreshed and physically a bit tired today.

All week at the beach I’ve been annoyed at an airplane ad for a drug I assumed was a new antidepressant, but it’s a new motion sickness pill, and honestly, well played.

If “literally” ever becomes an AI tell, I’m cooked.

Literally me telling my teenagers why they should bring their wallets on vacation.

[finger to earpiece, shuffling papers] How do you say "welp" in Catalan?

Odysseus Scooby Doo ending where everyone who has been slowing him down gets unmasked and they're all Poseidon

Meh. I thought he could do better, maybe a mid-tier Serie A team? The Championship will be a long slog with limited visibility.

*sigh*

MLS update: The sound feed of the announcers is broken at the Miami-Chicago game, so Lewandowski’s debut is quite meditative.

*Something* happened in Dominion territory this morning. A couple GW of load dropped, power flickered at home in Ashburn, and Redditors are posting pics of data centers running their backup generators…

Steve Rogers was in the shower this whole time?

@sickosfc.bsky.social 🤝 @karenho.bsky.social Reminding you to drink water

And now for the World Cup closing ceremony: Canceling the streaming plan we bought for the month.

See!

It is once again time for me to encourage you to keep watching soccer! And/or playing, coaching, refereeing, managing, supporting, funding, sponsoring, volunteering, etc etc etc soccer.

Rodri to NYCFC confirmed

The most devastating thing I will see on a soccer field in August 2026 is Marc Cucurella in a Real Madrid shirt, ugh.

Pedro Porro to Nico Williams to Ferran Torres to win the World Cup, just like absolutely no one predicted in any way. I love this stupid sport.

Infantino tried!

Andrés Cantor crying calling Leo crying on Telemundo is going to be a video you want to watch later