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Brian Jones didn’t learn to play the sitar for only one (classic) song so you could tell me AI is inevitable.

Dolph Lundgren didn’t put Sly Stallone in the hospital with broken ribs just so you can tell me that AI is “inevitable”

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Sam Peckinpah didn't spend 12 days shooting the final battle scene for The Wild Bunch using 325 edits and over 10,000 squibs for what amounted to about five minutes of screen time so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Grey DeLisle Didn't Become Emotional When Recording Her Lines For Azula Just So You Could Tell Me That AI Is "inevitable".

Disney’s “B team” didn’t put their damnedest into The Lion King when so many people wanted to do Pocahontas so you could tell me AI is “inevitable”.

Dan Akryod didn’t get a blowjob from a ghost so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

Mr. Belvedere didn't sit on his testicles and filming had to be cancelled for that day so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable l."

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Kubrick didn't get the same lenses that NASA had used in space to film Barry Lyndon by candlelight so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

It was an Arriflex 16BL

George Harrison didn’t mortgage his home to raise £2 million to finance the production of the Life of Brian so you could tell me AI is “inevitable”

Christopher Nolan didn't film the atom bomb test practically in Oppenheimer so you can tell me that AI is inevitable.

Neither didn't Bruce Campbell almost break his nose with it just to hear that

One take. Donald O'Connor did this in one take. bsky.app/profile/girl...

Brian May wasn’t hand building the greatest guitar of all time out of knitting needles, shirt buttons, a fireplace and motorcycle parts so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”

AI isn't even actual "AI" today. It isn't intelligence of any kind whatsoever.

Markiplier didn't take a bath in stinky artificial blood so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

Viggo Mortensen didn't break his goddamn toe so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable"

Adrienne Rich did not choose to love this time for once with all her intelligence so you could tell me artificial intelligence is inevitable.

Sigourney Weaver didn't sink a half-court basketball shot over her shoulder in Alien Resurrection so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

I need to dig out my autographed Sam Raimi picture - he's holdng one of the "Sam-O-Cams" on his shoulder during EVIL DEAD II!

this scratched the most specific itch I had but could never articulate. thank you

Mike Oldfield didn't disable the "erase" head on his two-track B&O tape recorder with sticky tape so he could create countless overdubs for the Tubular Bells demos, just so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Evil Dead cost $300,000 which I don’t have so

Sooth said.

Blair Witch Project didnt invent viral marketing so you could tell me AI is “inevitable”

John Carpenter didn't paint little green lines on models to make it look like a technology that didn't exist yet so you could tell me AI is "inevitable"

Nor did he beat Bruce Campbell with it to say yhe same, either!

He didn’t dump 3 Olympic pools worth of red dye on Bruce just so we could enter the SOMA POD and give up!

Irina Ratushinskaya didn’t scratch her poems into a bar of soap with a matchstick, memorize them and wash away her forbidden work as a political prisoner in a Soviet labor camp for you to tell me AI is "inevitable"

Stanley Kubrick didn't rebuild cameras to use lenses NASA developed for the dark side of the moon so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Eisentstein did not shoot the Odessa Steps scene so that you could tell me that AI is "inevitable". www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbz...

John Milius didn't literally chase Arnold Schwarzenegger with wild dogs, throw him in a rock hole, making him bleed his own blood, and then CRUCIFY him so you could tell me AI is inevitable.

Also not Sam Raimi making 156 takes to make the "lunch tray scene" so you could tell that AI is "inevitable "

the cast and crew of spiderman didn't endure 156 takes across 16 hours so that tobey could catch the falling cafeteria lunch on a tray just so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable": www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1V...

the wachowskis did not disguise the camera as part of of morpheus' outfit to get this "impossible shot" so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable":

Richard Edlund did not put books on monofilament wires for you to tell me that AI is inevitable.

I like this "analog" effect of a true FPS (first person shooter game) feel in this scene of Bad Boys:

Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, and Ernie Hudson didn’t drive around a tricked out hearse to bust ghosts so you can tell me that AI is “inevitable.”

I've been on a Sam Raimi / Bruce Campbell kick all this week, and I need to read this. *Thank you.*

Salvador Dali and Luis Buñuel didn’t slice open a calf’s eye so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.”

Jim Henson didn't crawl in a bubble & puppeteer Kermit in a swamp so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable"

The AI dipshits only see art as a product, and not an experience. They don't care about the experience and thought of creation or the experience of understanding. It's just a series of words, images and sounds to pass through your skull to occupy some time before you die.

Michelle Yeoh didn’t jump a motorcycle ONTO A MOVING TRAIN so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

My dad, a (now retired) lighting and sound guy, didn’t build lights out of old instant coffee cans in order to light the inside of a tiny submarine bc the regular motion picture lights were too big, so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”

Just like 3D television was inevitable.

We will live in a world with both. Just hope the Ai is labeled. I suspect the academy will add an Ai category at some point.

How much is AI currently being used to simulate the sound of horse hooves, but it sounds like shit because what we really want is a foley artist with some GODDAMN COCONUT SHELLS.

Spielberg didn't pluck a guitar string under a glass of water so you could tell us AI is "inevitable."

Margot Robbie? Not out here doing her own combat stunts in the Gotham PD evidence room so you could tell me AI is "inevitable." www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKKB...

James McAvoy didn't get mentally affected from portraying 28 different personalities so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Fuck AI, more Man From Nowhere jumping out a window shots youtu.be/9z0Q9iLWTCM?...

Tony Stark didn't build this in a cave with a box of scraps so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

Achim Bornhak and a group of incredible talented actors and craftsmen didn't pull off both one of the most tense and realistic overdoses and the most realistic motorcycle accident I've ever seen in a movie IN THE SAME MOVIE for you to tell me AI is inevitable (please watch das wilde leben)

Jackie Chan didn't fracture his skull and break his neck so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

Bringing it closer to home my children and grandchildren did not ravish my home with their artwork so you could tell me that AI is "inshaggingevitable"

The whole crew of Inglorious Basterds didn't almost die from incineration to get the famous Nazi theater burning scene so you could tell me AI is "inevitable."

Sergio Leone, David Lean, and James Cameron didn't blow up real bridges (Leone's sending a river stone hurdling towards Clint Eastwood with with the speed of a cannonball that missed his head by only a foot which you can see in the movie) so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Divine didn’t pick up a piece of dogshit and chew it while smiling at a camera so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”

David Lynch didn't wrap up a cow(?) fetus and call it a baby so you could tell me AI is "inevitable"

Wim Delvoye did not turn Greek sculpture inside out so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.”

I hope that’s true. He probably doesn’t even know whoever it is that you mean.

Tony Iommi wasn't melting Fairy Liquid bottles to replace his fingertips so you could tell me AI is "inevitable"

Cary Elwes didn’t film parts of The Princess Bride with a broken toe so you could tell me that ai is “inevitable” (fuck ai, fuck ai bros, and fuck ai slop masquerading as art)

The crew of Jaws did not have to get through a broken shark, soaked cameras, and going over-budget to get the film done so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable".

Robert Shaw didn’t get eaten by an actual shark so that you could tell me that AI is “inevitable“

William Burroughs didn't do every drug on earth, shoot his wife, then write everything in his sick subconscious into a novel with no plot predicting language as a virus for you to tell me AI is inevitable.

Quentin Tarantino didn’t…okay, bad example

Coming back a day later with another that just occurred to me: Buster Keaton didn’t crash an actual train into a river in front of thousands of onlookers gathered for the filming only for “The General” to be disappointing enough at the box office to lose him his independence as a filmmaker.

Nic Cage filed his teeth for Renfield, of all things.

Sam Mendes didn't create the largest practical explosion in movie history for Spectre so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Say it, again!!!!!

HEAR, HEAR!

What have you done??? The QPs are legendary

The animators of Shrek didn’t risk getting chased by alligators to study swamps for you to tell me that AI is “inevitable”

John Landis didn't destroy over 100 cars in The Blues Brothers so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."