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The Morning Monty chooses his happy place.

We have these big yellow “flowering maple” blossoms that are still all over the place, right at Lucy’s face-level, so… off she goes, every time…

I literally attempted to do this last week - re: one I saw in the road… and nearly got both me and Lucy hit by cars before realizing that it was a rubber toy snake 🙄😑

goooood morning it is breezy and cool but the sun is trying to come out, so we took a nice loop around the neighborhood - face-planting into flowers and sharing snacks with crows, so yes, indeed: Lucy Loved That Walk

whomst among us

It’s nice to see everyone’s textual analysis of The Odyssey It’s almost like the humanities give you entertainment, feelings, pleasure, and fun/interesting stuff to talk about, as well as lenses into both past and current society

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these are rude bugs lol

Yes.

bugs pretending they don’t know me

Good morning, good sir!

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He welcomes repeat shenanigan customers 👍

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The Morning Monty is up for shenanigans.

Ahoy! It is your Monday reminder that I have cheap-ass reads available for your leisure reading pleasure 👇👇👇

goooood morning it is cool and breezy and the sun is coming out, so we took a nice loop around the neighborhood and shared our snacks, greeted some kids being dropped off for daycare, and more - so yes, you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk

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