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I remember school trips to the workshop in Blean - in the ideal world it would be a national protected site 😕

Zamunda will be fearing they’re next.

Mine was a bit wet so I hope it wasn’t my actual last one as I really feel I can deliver better.

‘Marmalade Dropper’: noun; euphemism: “Ouch, I’ve just caught my ‘marmalade dropper’ in my zip”

Who doesn’t call their ‘gentleman’s appendage’ their ‘Marmalade Dropper’?….

Moby Dickhead

The Seedless Grapes of Wrath

No comment needed….

Sadly, test cricket is going backwards generally….just can’t see where another generation or more of players will come from when everything is now seemingly geared to the ‘crash bang wallop’, ‘ramp shot’, garishly attired formats

It’s not looking good is it, if they’re binning stuff such as those named shows which must be relatively cheap to make (one set/venue, no costumes of note etc…) 😕

What’s your sign?

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I feel that ‘Summer of Squirts’ really isn’t going to live up to expectations here, based on its name.

Got a job as a cobbler. But ‘the boot didn’t fit’.

Got a job as a green keeper. They put me out to seed.

We’ve had The Queen appear with Paddington and James Bond, and now The King in the TARDIS…..just need David Attenborough cast in the Blakes 7 movie and we’re done.

‪”Change, my dear….and it seems not a moment too soon”!‬