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Dan Akryod didn’t get a blowjob from a ghost so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

Welp, I done killed a hobbit. Ain’t no laws against it.

… Bubsy 2

I thought this was an Onion headline joking that Booker is a republican.

i never feel like more than an idiot than when i have to figure out which way the bedsheet is supposed to go on.

Spider-man? In this day and age we need a Fighter-man.

Now that Mothers Day is over you can go back to hating your mom.

Juju Bees

Metapod was always my favorite Pokémon. Got my last and only card.

To be fair I did microwave that frozen half when we got home.

At Subway as a kid I got a footlong meatball sub. One half was entirely frozen and the other half was hot but didn’t have any meatballs on it. Dad said you’ll eat it and you’ll like it.

If anti-trans people really cared about society becoming perverted, they would’ve stopped Gonzo from fucking chickens decades ago.

Meow’Dib

You don’t fucking say.

The idea that some spook wrote the “Football season is over” note is nonesense.

We’re always talking about the zodiac killers when we should be focusing on the zodiac healers.