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Little cesear dude is the only one who has an actual weapon. Let's see how strong the hulk wannabe is when both of his eyes stabbed out.

Ikr who are these idiots who don’t clock that he’s a skyscraper

I’d take Charles Entertainment Cheese, too, just to be safe. You know that guy knows his way around some back-alley brawls.

I'm going with The King. Undetectable stealth kills would be so OP

I would be concerned that Jack as a CEO could afford some heavy ranged weaponry

Gotta go with Ronald. He's got speed, power, mobility, and insane juggles.

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Noid would crawl into his gooch with an explosive device 100%

I see your Green Giant and raise you Mr. Peanut going after foes like Preston Brooks went after Charles Sumner.

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People aren't aware of this but Little Caesar is actually 38 feet tall. It's like when you nickname the tall kid "Tiny." And he's the only one with a weapon.

Green Giant, Jack in the Box, Colonel Sanders, and Ronald McDonald latter 3 got insane sleeper builds

Depends. How big is that boy?

What size metric are they using for Bob's Big Boy because there are at least three versions with significantly different heights

Jack in the Box plus Green Giant.

That Burger King guy is getting shived.. creepiest mf ever

i’d be worried about the pillsbury doughboy scaring him like a mouse does an elephant

Caesar and the king have armies.

I thought we established that Mr. Peanut cannot die. Not saying you’re wrong, but it’s something to consider.

He was my first pick too. But I feel like Burger King has some kind of awesome cosmic power he could unleash if he needed to.

Jack has a history with explosives.

It's the doughboy you have to watch out for. He's slick with the blade; an assassin archetype.

Don't forget that Colonel Sanders has been in a gunfight.

I definitely want the Noid on my side, given the effects he has historically had upon his enemies' psyches...

Iunno I think the Noid's just crazy enough to take him down. He's got that yoyo and he'll topple the giant like an AT-AT

Same but I’m writing in Kamala

He was on a diorama all along, 4 inches tall

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we’ve seen the Odyssey, we know how that shit ends

The Kool-Aid Man breaks through brick walls carrying a pitcher of sugar water, you think he can't break through giant leg bones?

I feel like the Big Boy would give him a run for his money.

Isn't Kool Aid man the strongest Marvel character?

I’m sorry but bob’s big boy would murder him in his sleep.

Chester Cheetah been real quiet since Mitch McConnell vanished

The Pillsbury Doughboy spent four years in the trenches. He knows how to fight.

Jolliness in war is weakness. Does he have it in him what needs must be done?

Add Pizza Guy (then toss him aside) so that Giant has a spear

I’d bring in Mr Peanut to bankroll the operation.

I’ve played Rivals of Aether, I know to fear Ronald

but what if he's a biblical giant so like 6'4" or so

The twink in a mini-dress?

Underestimate Big Boy at your own peril, good sir. Many a man has made that same mistake and paid the ultimate price.

What's your green guy gonna do when Kool Aid Man makes his knee explode

The Burger King King has eldritch powers that none of those others can counter. Jolly Green Giant stomps on him, he's not there. Where is he? He's in your house like the guy from Lost Highway. Where are you? Burger King. They hand you the cardboard crown, you put it on, look in the mirror...

Is Dough Boy the Ghostbusters version

Idk I feel like the noid could pull off one of those elephant scared of a mouse situations

But what if he's too good natured & jolly to defend you?

Kool-aid man as a backup, he can run through a wall

Kool-Aid man would take out his ankles with his Juggernaut strength, it's all over after that

I think Wendy is a sick psychopath.

Chester has mined the battlefield with mines that explode with cheese and shrapnel

I was under the impression that Frisch's Big Boy was also Kailua sized. Would he not prove to be an effective foil to the giant?

I’m confident in my army’s fighting ability and fighting doctrine, but no one’s touching me up here.

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You have 3 extra choices, why not also pick Charles Entertainment Cheese for his near indestructible steel skeleton? Sure, the Jolly Green Giant could crush him into a pile of jagged beams and broken springs, but if they were working together, nobody is going to protect your flanks like Mr. Cheese.

Only one of these characters has military training

What's he gonna do when the colonel summons the ghost of all the confederates that never got to eat fried chicken

We wouldn’t sleep on Colonel by God Sanders.

Sanders has a gun.

Is Bob’s Big Boy also giant? If he and the Jolly Green Giant would clean up

That's a good first pick, but I'm taking the Kool Aid Man and the Big Boy and locking down all the muscle, then recruiting Mr. Peanut to mastermind my defense plan.

Does colonel sanders sometimes have a gun or is that a Mandela effect?

I'll bring the razor blades, you bring the speed. It's gonna be a long night

big green baby at 90% of this roster

Kool-Aid man is unbeatable for breaching capability Peter

Who’s the ice cream clown? He looks mental. Kook-Aid man as the heavy. And I want me peanut so he can cough on people with nut allergies.

Do we know if The King can levy an army?

Deeply crazy not taking Jack In The Box with you just to avoid opposing him. Don’t trust that fucker any further than I could throw him.

Underestimate Wendy at your peril

Get Little Caesar, too. He actually has a weapon.

Great minds....

THE OWLS GONNA BITE HIS DICK OFF

JGG is really four, if you include his 3 ho's.

I think everyone is sleeping on Mr Peanut and his demonstrated ability to return from the dead.

noid gonna eat through his ankle like wolverine after magneto sucked the metal out him

We stompin

you fool. you cretin. do you think a legume with a monocle doesn't have money & to spare? mr peanut's personal fortune dwarfs that of the army man from the south, I promise you. his private security will turn your champion into mashed peas we will eat with our hands while we laugh & laugh & laugh

Dude, Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald are psychopaths. You better be sure.

Colonel Sanders did actually shoot a business rival once though. He could take down the giant all on his own

Owl's a bitch who got his degree from a diploma mill.

Are you sure you want to give a tactical master like Colonel Sanders 14 soldiers to work against you?

I don’t know. Kool-Aid Man can bust through walls!

If you ever watched Willy’s Wonderland you would choose Chuck E. Cheese because he’s terrifying.

Tag team with the big boy and you win on size alone

Can't the King teleport? I'm not sure hiding on a giant's shoulders saves you from that.

might want ronald on your team

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I’m pretty sure the jolly green giant is the only one that hasn’t tried to kill me already

Makes sense. He's the only one not trying to kill you in real life

Tempted to take Chester Cheetah for speed, but cheetahs are famously nervous creatures. Maybe he just runs away.

The Noid has bodies though

And not only that, there will be much hearty laughter to accompany it.

So really then the question becomes "pick 3 you would like to save?"

Leaving the Kool-Aid Man on the table is basically committing life insurance fraud. You have to go inside sometime — and when you do, the Giant will not be able to save you.

I need to know if the 360 games are canon, because if yes, Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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Taking a big bite out of the noid

We aren't sure what the noid is capable of

Ronald has magic!

The Noid exists on a plane beyond our paltry universe of physical time and space. He would simply banish the JGG's mind into the abyss and watch as his corporeal being crumbles to dust under the weight of a trillion lifetimes of nothingness

what’s wendy going to do when i crest the nearest hill riding on his head like daenerys on drogon. there’s no where to run wendy.

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