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Same old Terry…

How could such a thing have happened?

I’m looking for some charts that say actually the economy is doing very well. Anybody know a guy? 

When Democrats say we need a strong Republican Party, they’re talking about a party that increasingly says out loud that the wrong side won the Civil War.

I am Jesus Christ almighty

I get why it’s illegal to kill someone, but it shouldn’t be illegal to hire someone to kill someone. That’s bad for small business.

There’s so much rock ‘n’ roll in my pants it’s literally making me sick. 

Excuse me, where do you keep your dog vapes?

It’s crazy that Fauci was so kind to Katie Miller and then she turned around and shit all over him. It’s almost like you should never be friendly with fascists in the first place.

Where did I earn my degree? Does the University of Your Mom ring a bell asshole? 

It is 100% OK to make fun of RFK‘s gross voice because he is one of the worst people on earth right now and that voice is gross as fuck 

Got a nosebleed the other day. Most blood I seen since Charlie Kirk.

Pete Hegseth is such a stupid ugly dork

Best website in the world 

Yeah, I’m farting. Farting all the way to the bank.

It’s truly impressive how they fail at literally everything because every single thing they do is dictated and micromanaged by Trump. If the administration did the exact opposite of everything he told them to do, he could very well be the most accomplished and respected president in history.

Just what I’d expect from a bunch of freaks who unnecessarily add “u” to words

Creating a social media site for people who got fired called LinkedOut

Guy with his balls in a vise: “My balls are really in a vise here.”

While you’re all excited about the new Spider-Man, I’m excited about John Fetter-Man