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Whelp, there goes the planet. It was good knowing you. It's always great when global ocean temperatures go straight off the chart like a rocket launch.

If I did this while showering with my wife, she’d be pissed off. And, rightly so.

I’d say that’s one spot where it’s fine to do it if the US team is the one playing.

I’d argue that it’s perfectly fine at, say, the World Cup when the US team is playing. During a Jays / Nats game though? Especially funny since the Nats used to the Montreal Expos.

Louis Varland has had 22 save opportunities this year. Louis Varland has had 22 saves this year.

Yeah, might be one the worst. He was maybe halfway there when the catcher had the ball. Not a great look for the third base coach.

In this economy?!

They’re just going to scream “commies” while drooling out of the left side of their mouth. It will probably work too.

Trump has been president for a longer period than Carter. This is so fucking stupid.

Like all of Musk’s businesses, he didn’t build PayPal. He joined after it was already successful and like a parasite just took everything over. His only two skills are stealing the hard work of others and market manipulation.

You just described my ideal weekend!

At this point, I’ll take it.

Why wouldn’t you expect this? I don’t understand this mindset. His brother paid for all of that. Even digitally, if it’s on the console, he should be able to play it.

Good point!

The “USA” chants during #Bluejays games are just so stupid. The team is mostly American. I doubt it’s bothering them that much, and it just makes Americans look like idiots.

Stephen Dorff once asked out an old girlfriend of mine, while I was standing right there. She told him she wasn’t single, and that I was, in fact, her boyfriend. He said he didn’t give a shit and the offer was still on the table. Didn’t even look at me. So, fuck Stephen Dorff!

Why the fuck does he refer to it as “deep-throated”? Gah. No!

Yeah, sure buddy. I’m so looking forward to those indictments. Good job. *pats on head* (I wouldn’t bank on the competency of this DoJ to hit any of these milestones).

Good time to remind everyone that tariffs were a significant contributor to the recession in the 30s. Trump is trying to bring us back to those good ole’ days.

What an amazing start he had for us last year. No offence to him, but I hope it’s not the same tonight.