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oxo brew adjustable temperature kettle; bought 2+ years ago and I've been very happy. features: - temp adjustable to single degrees - enough capacity for large-ish teapots - separate (cordless) kettle that fits into the base - fast heating best I've ever used

she is who she is but all that aside fucking hell I really do love a bunch of azealia banks's music

I think if I was ever in a room with rebecca ferguson and she spoke I would simply expire

pretty sure glonzaxa is a medication for treating mild to moderate crohn's psoriasis. ask your doctor if glonzaxa is right for you

glonzaga always does better than I think they will in march madness. where the hell are they located, anyway

I'm always saying this out loud to my family

THAT'S the delivery I can hear in my head!

the key is that no one actually uses the phrase "mikey likes it" - iirc, instead a kid says "he likes it! hey mikey!"

pretty sure "she cumming my wong til I cumberbatch" was how they phrased it

skill issue on your brother's part tbh

where is MRS. bubble. what are they hiding

this man should have every nickel of his wealth confiscated & then die in prison

trump really running with the "scream loudly over and over and carry a tiny stick" approach to foreign policy. innovative

she's trying to drag weak material across the finish line through sheer volume of performance. it's like watching a fourth-rate kristen wiig character on a bad night for the writers, and also rather than kristen wiig to perform it they got haley fucking stevens

gonna have to make up your mind here

not gonna hold myself up as a genius by any stretch of the imagination, but I did recently have a moment with him of "okay, that's ridiculous. I'm gonna reply wi-" but then I stopped myself because, really, no one wins here no matter what. so instead I hid the thread and moved on

jimothy walking in wearing a MUSIC / BAND tshirt & carrying a skateboard, saying how do you do, fellow shitposters

unappreciated in your time, except by those of us who are more Cultured

nothing unites kids like an adult happy to be the butt of every joke

(tips fedora; falls down; makes a fart noise)