Spanish for The Niño31 июл., 10:15I thought they were each like 500 lbs until I saw the woman walk up to them.
Spanish for The Niño31 июл., 05:55Downplay a book or Movie: “We Leased a Zoo”Comfortably NumbDownplay a book or movie: "The ok Gatsby "
Spanish for The Niño31 июл., 04:54I say if we’re just gonna get our $100 million jets blown up on the tarmac we don’t really need to be buying any more of them or giving our shit ass military $1 trillion dollars a year. They suck.
⟳ Репост от Spanish for The NiñoLuke Steuber31 июл., 04:24(whispering) babies with rabies play ukuleles in mercedes
⟳ Репост от Spanish for The NiñoJason Schreier30 июл., 23:50Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
Spanish for The Niño31 июл., 04:35Have you heard about these recursive jokes they tell on Bluesky now? Sometimes the guy replies and just says the same idea in a different way! I tell you what when that reply hits your ass that sobers you up quick!
Spanish for The Niño31 июл., 03:25You ever hear a comedian talk about the DMV? (Crowd laughs) They talk about the lines (Does an impression of telling joke about the lines) (Crowd laughs) And don’t get me started on this take a number thing, they say. Can you believe these guys? Then they will talk about the lady at the counter.
Spanish for The Niño30 июл., 05:57I’m pretty sure Iran could drive the U.S. completely out of the Middle East if it wanted to since we have less than a day’s worth of full scale missiles.
Spanish for The Niño30 июл., 05:53I think there are tech hedge index funds. Of course they don’t perform very well but a hedge is a hedge.
Spanish for The Niño30 июл., 05:46Triple match, yeah that’s the ticket! I’ll win I swear I’ll win, you can count on me! It’s the same thing a crqckheqd relative would do.
Spanish for The Niño30 июл., 05:46Primary Darling who fills you with hope and inspiration 2 months after the primary every other YouTube ad: Can I have five dollars? Hey, I know times are tough but if I could just have five dollars… I’m gonna be real with you, I need a lot more than $5, how about $500. We will uhh triple match.
Spanish for The Niño30 июл., 03:23He’s gonna go invest in several bricks and minifigs franchises.New Orleans Saints (Unofficial)A statement from Taysom Hill:
