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The extraordinariness of my sarcasm is due to its being simultaneously a profoundly real but in the unreal space.

You should always agree to a quick 30-min drink with your best friend because that 1.5 hours can be the best 6 hours of your life.

I'm Anna. I'm me. And exactly none of this is your fucking business.

My favorite boundary is not explaining myself.

One time I used a doorless outhouse overlooking a windswept blueberry barren in coastal Maine and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

Call me a stickler but I don’t think I should have to pay for a whole cake when most of it was hiding a stripper

I like to describe myself as high in vitamin cheese.

Attempting to absorb enough sunlight to power my personality for the next six days

they say there are almost as many stars in the sky as there are spinoff series of the walking dead

Beaver Cleaver is a really gross name if you think about it.

Got my contact lens in back to front and realised I can see into the future.

That awkward little wave and half jog when a car stops to let you cross the road

BRB. Running diagnostics on the version of me that thought "maybe they'll change."

If you’re in line to kiss my ass, cut the line and descend upon me

I don't know, a sleeper cell sounds kind of relaxing.

I just love this guy’s vibe 🤩

Your Bluesky crush wants you to start subskeeting other people

Getting the side-eye here

Sex ed was pretty basic in the day. One time my mother used a garden hose to spray two dogs fucking while a bunch of us waited at the bus stop