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I am at a Weird Al concert.

do the snatch clean and jerk

fuck it naptime

"I'm gonna break it down for ya ...) *grabs 15-pound sledgehammer; approaches you menacingly*

bologna

bivouac is a good word

today I am particularly annoyed about patriotism both as a concept and a practice

UH-OH. oucheez thinky me stoopud, untobleronely spootid.

this shrub thing is flowering and I swear the blooms were a different color last year

one time I was really drunk and kept saying "I'm not playing" instead of "I'm just playing" and I would have gotten beaten quite badly if not for the intervention of neighbor Kenny the Nice Drug Dealer

I've forgotten more things than I've ever known.

I am in even more pain than usual today.

There's probably something I should be doing but fuck that shit.

might change my name to Reginald Turnip

Super Mo. C'mon, sports channel.