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A bonus small town crime story for you today: creativityandcontentment.com/2026/07/22/s...

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

It tells you right on the box what’s gonna happen to you

i have scoured this map for days i honestly dont think theres a pound town i think its made up

Yes a few times there was no fires There right?

Kayaked there before

Searching the dark webs for the good vegetables

way to shade Cleveland

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

Maybe he left because you called him your yard boy? What the fuck, Robin?

My hobbies include hurling insults and snarling at strangers.

Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"

“god has a plan for you.” Ok, but what if the plan sucks

My meal prep is cutting open the ramen package before the water is actually boiling.

I found Oreos I didn’t know we had. That’s okay, we won’t have them for long

(Silly Billy after graduating law school) i go by Serious William now

the muppets take kharg island

I blame all you people who hated on the Cold Front uniforms.