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My hobbies include hurling insults and snarling at strangers.

Maybe he left because you called him your yard boy? What the fuck, Robin?

They want eather

I don't know what sephora is but I got these Golden Girls lip glosses at Dollar Tree.

Selling my virginity on depop.

What are your prives? Reasonable only.

You have a couple of opportunities to get a bonus here.

Ewww. Are you sure, missy?

I don't hate as hard or make plans of vengeance anymore. Is this depression?

Over the years I shamed the dog so many times for knocking the trash can over. Countless times. She died some time ago and I'll be damned if the fucking trash can doesn't still get knocked over. Cats. It was cats the entire time. She was a perfect angel and they just let her take the blame.

I think poshmark is mad at me for declining offers. Can an app be mad at you? I'm pretty sure it's angry.

Only also.

High school basketball season was interesting this year, apparently.