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[inside of a Trojan horse]: ugh is someone reheating fish in here

When the day comes that my hair turns completely white I'll just tell everyone I have the blood of the dragon.

It's almost the end of July, time to get out the Christmas decorations.

land lord: bad sea lady: GOOD

In my next life I'd like to be a baby, sleeping all day and getting carried everywhere.

[Oprah voice] you get a tariff and you get a tariff and you

New personality just dropped