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My kind’s your kind

Yes. If you record me or anyone in my area with your Meta pervert glasses, they are getting slapped off of your face. 🤷

My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto

full moon tn bitches let’s get witchy widdit *howling*

But I am cleaning up so well

bsky users pls remember there is no lifeguard on duty

if you looked at the moon you owe me $10 venmo info in bio

Concealer is the most secretive of all cosmetics.

“Correct me if I’m wrong” Dude, I don’t have that kind of time.

When things are going well, my anxiety starts preparing for the plot twist

At this point, I wouldn't mind my tax dollars being used to buy trump a pair of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open... Wth, make em a little silly too

[Oprah voice] you get a tariff and you get a tariff and you

Do you know there are 25 ppl on AL Death Row sentenced to die when their juries ruled otherwise? Pls take a look, this website shows how easily you can get involved in correcting this unconstitutional injustice, which will, in turn save lives! 🧵

what's a good healthy coping mechanism to try for someone just getting into healthy coping mechanisms

damn babe are you a diamond in the rough? cause i’d let you into my cave of wonders.

Thought you’d never ask. Of course!🥹

Agreed. Completely peerless. 🫡

Pink vinyl also doesn’t hurt