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This day in history. 2010. World Hepatitis Day. A day to raise awareness and encourage prevention and treatment of Hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, and I think coming soon to a friend or family member near you, thanks to the efforts of the current US administration, F and G.

There’s one right behind you.

Miraculously they grew back

during the hugs not drugs era, i had no arms.

I'm just a girl sitting in front of her oatmeal wondering how many bowls of sadness does it take before this tastes less like cardboard?

How many ounces of tater tots does it take to get to the center of a midlife crisis?

Me: so how many more sessions until I love myself? Therapist: what? That’s not how this works Me: So, like, 5? 6?

5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)

The whole world can't stop talking about my irrelevance

let's dilute the fuckery for a while and see how we go

what’s the most useless radioactive animal you could get bit by? i’m going sloth. slothman would be useless

In the war on drugs, I had bone spurs.

5 signs that the rapture is nigh (number 3 will surprise you!)

everything's the worst, people are the worst, so i smoked some weed and then realized i am also the worst.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)

I got a breaking news alert on my watch and I need to set my preferences so the only notification I get like that is THE notification because the CEO of Cracker Barrel stepping down does not rise to the level

hard to see any real difference between the living senators and the dead ones

establish dominance in the workplace by writing your name on all of the lunches in the fridge

of course I reposted myself, Carol, we're in a recession. maybe if you did some reposting now and then, it wouldn't have to be like this

*googling how many hours a human can go without sleep before brain cell death occurs and the cranium becomes filled with biological ooblek*