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“And I know what you’re thinking: is Nick Cannon’s daughter your dead dad reincarnated? And my research on that has been inconclusive and discouraged by local law enforcement.” 🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/r12Dl... #lol #Dropout

Nick Cannon CURSED Kendahl LandrethYouTube video by Smartypantsyoutube.com

Man, this is exactly how you *would* get me, too, bc I happen to think that Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest, prettiest, coolest human beings to ever live 😅 But I mean, come tf on. Get real 😆 #BlueSky

One of the few times it would be totally appropriate and fair to use the old L1 teaching-tool: “Hey, Max Miller, have you stopped beating your wife?” 😑

“Winning. It’s not an option.” 🤣 #DoD #Pentagon #Iran

They scared the hell out of me the other day as I was walking down Factoria Blvd. Thank goodness. They’re a menace 😑

In terms of principles, I care way less about what you’re willing to die for than what you’re willing to kill for. That’s gonna matter a lot soon, I reckon 😤

Lol, just stumbled across my old review of Liam Neeson 'film' The Grey. I don't know what got into me, lol. That's not a very serious review, but maybe I was trying to capitalize on some kind of 50 shades trend? Idk, man. Made me chuckle, though 😆 #FilmSky 📽️ #MovieSky 🎞️

This is exactly why I fled. Fuck #Texas 😤 [spits] #TX #weed

I love thinking about how #ToddBlanche must feel as the Senate Judiciary Committee has said, “Absolutely not. He’s profoundly disqualified & a scumbag.” And #Trump ‘s ‘defense’ seems to be, “Yeah, fair, he is, but I can just keep him as acting AG, & fuck you anyway.” Love that for Blanche 😂 #DoJ

Ignore my dead name; how wild was it that I was tasked with writing about the George Zimmerman trial, working for a website that did movie news and celebrity gossip? 😅 www.backstageol.com/celebrity/zi... I also had to cover the Michael Jackson trial. Not in my wheelhouse, and it shows #WriteSky ✍️

Despite Defense’s Early Missteps, Zimmerman Trial Is No JokeAll eyes in the nation are turned towards Florida as George Zimmerman’s trial continues to develop and unfold. Zimmerman, the 29-year-old Neighborhood Watch enthusiast who has unfortunately become a h...www.backstageol.com

I’m for sure not a genius, whatever it is that might mean, but I am petty as FUCK l, and my actual gift is that I process data (in my dumb, flawed way) VERY rapidly, so people really oughtn’t to fuck with me, but they do constantly. Often to their profound regret 😂

I would give anything for you guys to have seen this… A total fn douche on an #e-scooter waited at the far crosswalk with me BLASTING shitty metal music, so I made a face, & then he jutted his face out towards me & turned it up even higher, so I started watching him scoot away closely… #PNW (1/3)🧵

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1st #rent of my own I ever paid was when I adopted @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social in 2012 & we took over my boss’s (M.E. of my college newspaper) lease in #HTX. For an admittedly scary, shitty place, Bowie & I paid: $375/mo. 🤯 Wouldn’t cover a lot of renters’ monthly streaming bills now #renter

Also, if you find yourself sitting in fast foot restaurants wondering, “God, why don’t they keep out the riffraff?!” guess what, you are the fuckin riffraff 😤

How much of what I'm seeing on @letterboxd.social rn ISN'T #ads, d'ya reckon? 🤔 Like, sincerely. Really look at it & ponder. Get a ruler out if that helps. Frfr: what percentage of what I'm looking at is what I asked for, & what percentage is slop someone paid to force on me? #FilmSky 📽️ #movies

Guys, you know me: I’m super pro-library. That said, wtf is this? lol 😂 Are they trying to incept us?? Swing and miss for me, but keep supporting and patronizing #libraries, obv. I appreciate they’re out here trying to make it happen on social media. #library #DC

You’d think Kyle Kuzma, of all people, would know how to correctly spell the word “losing.” He’s certainly done it enough 😂 #NBA #Kalshi #NY

“Holly is tiny and very soft, with eyes like black diamonds.” 🥹