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Minute Cryptic - 28 July, 2026 "Homeless? Say, you and I can trade places in deluxe retreat!" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (142,083 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

😂 thank you ☺️

Right!? Like what was the problem the first time?

I love you as much as I love the front right burner on my stove.

Say “Hmm, the feed server appears to be offline” one more damn time

He's a 10 but he can fart and burp at the same time.

Blocking me will give you explosive diarrhea.

Ignoring my phone ringing in my hand while scrolling busy.

I want a triple dipper from Chili’s and a million dollars. It doesn’t have to be in that order.

A trekkie themed cafe called Bean Me Up Biscotti

I used to be a fuck it follow kinda guy, then it was more like fuck it, send. Now it's just fuck it.

Stop asking why Rot does not apologize to the fruit It simply keeps eating Some people carry that same hunger Not for love, but for whatever they can consume without ever calling it cruelty I wasted so much time looking for the reason As if ruin has ever needed one

🥰 congrats to you and @smillz.lol too!

The lack of motivation is certainly real today.

I know very little about a lot of shit.

The difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.

Drunk me is just the sober me who doesn’t really love you, man.

If Mondays were a soft drink, they would be New Coke.

The Hunt for Red Oktoberfest

People say “going to the John” for the restroom but I have a bidet so I call it the Joe