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we’ve got some poofing out here (Looking SEish)

I never know what’s trending here or anywhere else for that matter so my apologies if this is already part of the zeitgeist, but I saw the Odyssey on Saturday and I’M STILL DEAF

Being human is so embarrassing

so i’m just supposed to close my eyes and let my body rest and repair itself while my mind goes on a journey? would you listen to yourself, that’s insane.

We're all just looking for someone to look deeply into our eyes and say "homina homina homina"

Anthropologists are just looking for someone to look deeply into their eyes and say "hominid hominid hominid"

[with a mouthful of dog shit] I told you I couldn't be hypnotized

Me every day of my life: What did I do with my keys?!!! oh here they are

👏👏👏

I prefer to spank.

where does the time go

🥳🎂

“And happy birthday, Punch the monkey.”

Spot. On. Elle

As a young person you don't realize that eventually your life will just be working, yelling at the TV, and taking pills.

As an American citizen, how much have you had to compartmentalize? Go to work, do the food shopping, pay the bills, absorb the horrors of stochastic terrorism and Christofascism, living life afraid to scream because you know you won't be able to stop. You know, normal life.

Sometimes, when you think you've made all the right decisions, all you've done is paint yourself into a corner.

Slow motion head shake while young clerk blushes

😂

Been haunted for years by Bosch's Veronica, who seems rather pleased to have the souvenir.