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Basically, when a larger account follows you but doesn't react to anything you post, it means they're afraid of your power.

Most people are not regularly, periodically, cyclically mapping domains throughout their entire lives. Whereas for many autistic people, that's what life *is*. A continuous process of mapping domain X into completely different domain Y, repeatedly.

It’s a Butterfly disco now

Supermarket Sweep except there's no time limit, I have gout and joint pain and am so very hungry

Theres some old woman peering into my windows. Her eyes and teeth are completely black and she's uttering what i believe are Enochian curses at me and making the sign of the cross. Whenever i go outside tell her to knock it off she flits into the night, cackling. Somebody come get they grandma lmao

do you think mr. clean is naturally hairless or did something happen at the laboratory

when you take generic benadryl you see the Matt man

Irrational skyline pet peeve: when someone makes a little quip or joke and then in the replies people say "yeah or..." And then insert their own version of the quip. Baby no one asked you to make their joke "better" or rewrite it. Stop.

over the last week I've been amazed at the very obvious AI generated reviews on amazon, trip advisor and more - even from "verified buyers". everything is fake

am i thriving or am i just traumatized

I didn’t say I was right. I just said you were wrong.

probably fine

how many skeletons is too many for a mcdonald’s play place murder mystery tableau

When I get really angry I flip tables. Usually the little pizza tables that come with delivery because they're tiny and easy to flip.

Do you think, if I eat a spider, he gets scared? Or does he face his impending death with courage?

Tough error there looking right into the sun

The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."

two in the stripe, your melon is ripe

This should be in all our bios

Good evening. It is skritch o clock.