Профиль

Eat lightning.. Better than pop rocks, they say

Alright, so I asked google "how you protect vagina splinters magic wicker man sex" and it wasn't helpful at all youtu.be/HP0BWBWn14I?...

WICKER | Official Trailer | Only In Theaters OctoberYouTube video by Black Bear youtu.be

Remember, your phone's cameras are its eyes. Look into them to show respect. And poke them out to punish

Idea: crossbreed a cat with an octopus for maximum slap-pacity

Inside my phone was a secret delicious caramel center. You should try yours

Gently prying my phone apart to release the evil spirits trapped inside

I want to ride a carousel, but all the horses are zombies. You should probably keep your hands away from their mouths tho

I'm working on something. It's raccoons the size of bears. Shhh! It's a surprise

So, is it physically possible for alien to even make out with predator?

Of course the characters in this horror movie keep dying.. they aren't taking my advice! Idiots!!

No talking, only screaming

Tiger shrimp Wrongful birth Safe word Sugar snap pea Pepperspray (It's like a poem)

Saw a grasshopper on a spiny cactus and debated whether he was there of his own free will

I saw some weird stuff in a hole today

I looked up today

I hate bee sting day