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Was hoping to escape work early today but they kept foisting more upon my ultimately insurmountable pile of scrivenings.

Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays

Embracing the ghost town look (pale, in a hat).

Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse

Could probably fit 3 clown cars in a Trojan Horse

What you look like when you leave yourself a voice note

Even if I chose to call myself "The Thing" I think it would hurt when others called me that.

YAY!!

I'm glad things are almost back to normal. I hope she heals soon!

In the car park, are they allowed off the leash?

Don't give up on your dreams. There's a lonely mountain out there that needs a new hermit, or an old forest that needs a new twig witch, cackling in the gloom.

I didn't mean any harm I meant a very specific one.

I will say that Tobi Lutke stimulates the local economy by inspiring people like me to hire local web devs to build our e-commerce sites from scratch, rather than giving a single dollar to Shopify.

remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser.

I'm not on TikTok, so there's never any danger of me capturing you in the background of a video; however, you might accidentally get described in the more lawless margins of my notebook.

I might start collecting shoeboxes.

I remember vividly that we were expected to play house in my kindergarten class, but the "houses" were stacks of shoeboxes covered in brick wallpaper, so while other kids "cooked" and "parented" I designed and built an addition.

I spent four dollars at Goodwill on Dante’s Inferno expecting Bugs Bunny, but it is just nine circles of men complaining about Florence, which really reframes the cashier’s gentle sigh when I asked if it came with stickers.

My amulet’s cursed too but you don’t hear me whining about it

If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you’re about to fail a sobriety test