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The way the stuff is thrown on the walls is stressing me out

I bet the person who invented using bread as a bowl and filling it up with soup thought they were pretty fucking clever

There's a scene in 12 Monkeys where Bruce Wills and Madeleine Stowe are talking and putting on disguises in a movie theater that's playing Vertigo, and the guy behind them keeps shushing them because they won't shut up. Put your wigs on somewhere private or do it in silence, you're upsetting me

@elleisanisland.bsky.social No.

You know some of them struggled though

In French, I consider 17, 18, and 19 foreshadowing for how fucked up the numbers are going to get

Hahaha, fuck. you.

When I see "Hon." in front of his name, I assume it's short for "HOrNy"

I wish I was smart enough to devise a way to live off of my beauty without having to work

Zoomies For Men™

I love that the Mitch McConnell hospital photos don't feature a single "get well soon" card, flower bouquet, or edible arrangement

Babe, are you ok? You've barely touched your ice poops

What you look like when you leave yourself a voice note

Watching this for the first time. What a mess

Two bags, both alike in me not needing them, In my shopping cart, where we lay our scene

Cristal: Molly, this top is way too tight. My breasts are just getting crushed in here. Molly: I can loosen it for you. Cristal: Okay... To about here... Maybe... No, no a little less. I want my nipples to press, but I don't want them to look like they're levitatin'!

I'm ready, ready to celebrate the death of my enemy

"So Sarah, what's going on here? Sarah?" "She won't answer you... she can't."

Can we get a new prime minister?

Unpopular opinion: It's ok to look back at the explosion you caused