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Today you will fight self-doubt and win. Later, you and your ennui will share some snacks and watch a movie.

Your daily affirmation: The light of stars is inside you. And so is their ability to create and destroy worlds.

What's your story? 1. tea & oblivion 2. rum & regrets 3. cheese & confusion 4. pancakes & heartache

You may not believe in yourself, but you absolutely have the dark aura, mossy spirit, and terrifying appetites to be a very good forest horror, swamp creature, or castle haunt if you want. I believe in you.

Guides can be found in many places and forms, if you remain open to the possibilities.

The story of your life is not yet written. There's still time to become a rumpled private investigator who spends their days in old libraries and nights following a mysterious ghost cat around foggy cobblestoned streets.

Your daily affirmation: It's ok to feel misunderstood. It's ok to be carried around town by a clattering cloud of ravens. There are no limits to your weirdness in this world.

What's your favorite time of year? 1. warm & flowery 2. dark & spooky 3. cold & bleak 4. shark week

As always, there's no time like the present to wear an antlered crown and a moss cloak and become a new god of the old woods.

There's no time like the present to tell your loved ones how you feel about them, or to grow some wings and become a bat-winged nightmare that haunts a mysterious town on the coast. Or you could do both. It's up to you.

Some days require subtlety or restraint, but not this one. Approach today like a boulder careening haphazardly down a mountainside, and let nothing stand in your way.

How are you feeling? 1. strange & sleepy 2. frazzled & freaky 3. weird & wobbly 4. filled with cheese & cosmic dread

Not all who wander are lost. Some of us are simply searching the earth for used books, cheese snacks, and a cozy library in a haunted mansion to enjoy them in.

Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of shrieking townsfolk and smoldering ruins in your wake, so be it.

Your daily affirmation: Your antlers will look magnificent when they finally emerge, so don't give up.

Besides the Tooth Fairy, who's your favorite body horror demon? 1. Toenail Troll 2. Weird Hair Witch 3. Bone Goblin 4. Beard Wraith

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Creativity has many forms. Find one that's right for you. Shamble to the market in a moss cloak. Teach the local raccoons to become wizards. Build a catapult that launches balls of swords. Grow antlers and become a haunted menace of the north woods.

Give yourself permission to be either amazing or terrible today. Or combine the two, become amazible, and let nothing stand in your way.

What's your vibe? 1. foggy dreamer 2. energetic schemer 3. bookish wanderer 4. grim destroyer