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Throwing myself off the roof for good luck.

going to the fuckery store to find some fucks

The grocery store is a perfect location to hunt and gather

Hello? Sorry, who? The Beast? Ah, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number, this is 665

yeah I'm into D&D Depression and Depression

I do this cute thing where I misinterpret a post but then comment anyway... it's just one of my many gifts

By expanding my vocabulary I easily doubled my entendres.

I must remember to bring chocolate & cheese to restock my work stash

it’s always the smelliest motherfucker in the world that wants to tell you their whole life story

have you ever had one of those days where you just go aaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *recharge* aaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I murdered the dancefloor and felt no remorse.

lol, I’d wear it for sure

The goal is to make myself laugh. If you come along for the ride, even better

We had joy, we had fun Setting phasers now to stun

coworker: is everything okay? me: yeah, why? coworker: because your hair is on fire me: i know

If she locks you out of the space capsule, she's just not into you

I uphold the venerable customs of my forefathers such as doffing my cap, drying cod on flakes at the beach, and accusing my neighbors of being witches

Them: Don't overthink it Me: There are other ways to think something?

how many fuck arounds does it take to find out

Don’t be fooled by the hype for The Odyssey. It’s just Big Mythology trying to sell us more hero’s journeys.